She hid it in her mouth?? Oh, and OUCH!!!

[kramer]

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

 

[MartiniGirls]

summer teeth

eeeks, at least her crook'd british teeth were not the most disgusting thing in her mouth that day,
Cheers!

Martini.
www.MartiniGirls.ca

 

[danmand]

Another good reason for "pay as you go" in sexual matters.

 

[tigerxxx]

I thought guys were the ones that are supposed to go nuts when we don't get any!

 

[diva631]

I wonder how many guys just squeezed their legs together after reading this?

 

[healer677]

LMFAO - ouch!

I guess it's kinda funny when it's someone else.

 

[great bear]

Now there's a girl with balls!

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I could not resist posting in a thread called "She hid it in her mouth"

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Kick Him In The Nuts Annalee!

 

[eyeofthedragon]

lick His Nuts Annalee!

You mmust obey Fang Annalee - I'm so sorry

 

[Asterix]

Ripped it off with her bare hands? Yikes. I'm guessing make-up sex is out of the question.

 

[great bear]

I could not resist posting in a thread called "She hid it in her mouth"

Eye does that happen to you quite often, "she hid it in her mouth" ?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

No comment on the grounds that I once had hot steamy multiple position multi-orgasmic sex with Annalee

 

[Cardinal Fang]

She faked it eyeofthedragon. Get over it. They ALL fake it.

 

[great bear]

No comment on the grounds that I once had hot steamy multiple position multi-orgasmic sex with Annalee

"Multiple Position" means you on your back and Annalee running out the door?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

She faked it eyeofthedragon. Get over it. They ALL fake it.

I didnt fake it though

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Long and slender
Shapely and firm

Waiting for you to give the word

Watch my hands as I subject
The very things you want to caress
Slide your fingers up and down

Are you as turned on as I am now?

They want to give you what you want
One word from you

Their yours, come on

Long and slender
Shapely and firm

Waiting for you to give the word

They want to wrap in their warmth
Squeeze you up with all their force
Pulling in all that you've got

One word from you is all they want

Keep you steady, or fall to the side
If you have other things in mind
Or maybe they will just push you around

Are you as turned on as I am now?

Long and slender
Shapely and firm

Waiting for you to give the word

They want to give you what you want
One word from you

Their yours, come on


ok Im done

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Don't bother.

We've decided to move the entire city. Apparently someone has informed us that we are in a "shitty province."

 

[Cardinal Fang]

DIBS on the panties drawer!

 

[xxxoticremy]

gives a new meaning to eating nuts....

WOW...I think that is a great story.....