shaving the kitty

If I were a woman, I wouldn't let that guy touch me.

He only puts a few patches of cream on dry skin, and his handling of the razor leaves a lot to be desired.

You should apply hot water compresses for at least 5 minutes first, to allow the pores to dilate, and the hair to soften, then put shaving cream and more hot compresses. After that then shave very carefully, pulling the skin slightly against the direction of the blade.
 
raydeon said:
If I were a woman, I wouldn't let that guy touch me.

He only puts a few patches of cream on dry skin, and his handling of the razor leaves a lot to be desired.

You should apply hot water compresses for at least 5 minutes first, to allow the pores to dilate, and the hair to soften, then put shaving cream and more hot compresses. After that then shave very carefully, pulling the skin slightly against the direction of the blade.

Dude if you were a woman what man would touch you?:p
 
"My Knife" - A Run On Sentence Poem

I shave with a knife and I heat that knife to red hot with the stubble from my beard which allows me to cook the steak that I cut into mouth size bites after killing and carving the beef stock animal with my knife.