Share a positive story

[frankcastle]

Ugh..... some people just bring out the worst in me and frankly it's embarassing to get down to their level.

Soooo to cleanse the palate I thought I'd share a story about people actually being nice to each other.

This is from a long time ago......

So this tiny, awkward, kid who knows nothing about a sport tries out for an elite team. I thought the other kids were going to eat him alive but hey it was an open try out. To my surprise everyone was super nice to him.... encouraging him, giving him tips and taking it easy on him to not show him up (going at him 50% was still overwhelmning for him). Being a leader on the team I was thinking I was going to have to watch out for him but turns out my teammates and coaches deserved a lot of credit for how they treated him. Maybe I was the ass for thinking of all the reasons why people would pick on that kid. Anyways, cuts came down and the kid didn't make the team but hey he got to say he tried out and left with his dignity intact.

Anyways, share a nice story that reaffirms your faith in humanity.

I know that story doesn't sound like much but jocks have the horrible stereotype surrounding them.

 

[simon482]

I like this idea and good story as well. When i get my computer on tomorrow i got a few.

 

[seth gecko]

I had a pet atom, and one day he lost an electron from his valence shell. At first we were all really upset, but it turned out to be positive for him

 

[frankcastle]

I had a pet atom, and one day he lost an electron from his valence shell. At first we were all really upset, but it turned out to be positive for him

LOL I must be negative because I'm attracted to that joke

 

[Celticman]

I had a pet atom, and one day he lost an electron from his valence shell. At first we were all really upset, but it turned out to be positive for him

This is a really good idea for a meaningful Lounge thread. Thanks Frank. Just for once it would be NICE if we could stick to the plan and not trivialise it in any way.

 

[frankcastle]

This is a really good idea for a meaningful Lounge thread. Thanks Frank. Just for once it would be NICE if we could stick to the plan and not trivialise it in any way.

Yeah we'll see. Either this is going to be pages of bad puns or tough guy stories are going to be confused as positive stories.

Here's another short one.

I used to volunteer at a community centre. To say some of the kids had nothing was an understatement. At my place of work sometmes people would bring in snacks for meetings or just because. So I arrive at the community centre with a box of cookies to share. We pass them out and a kid arrives late. Before I could think of what to do one of the other kids grabs a ruler to use it to cut his cookie in half to share it with him. He even gave the kid the bigger half. All I can say is someone in that kid's life raised him right that at the ripe old age of 10 he had that kind of class and character.

 

[frankcastle]

Last one off the top of my head. It does have a tough guy element to it.

So my nephew comes home and it looks like he was in a fight. I ask what happened. He explained that a kid was calling him a fag for wearing a pink breast cancer ribbon. The dumb fuck didn't even know what it meant. So my nephew beat the crap out of the kid. I told him that normally you shouldn't get in fights but what's done is done. He cleans up and we never mention it to his parents. Then he starts getting fb posts from people applauding him for what he did calling him a hero and other's appreciated it because they knew someone who died of cancer. I wouldn't go so far to call him a hero but hey that was a teenage kid.

 

[seth gecko]

This is a really good idea for a meaningful Lounge thread. Thanks Frank. Just for once it would be NICE if we could stick to the plan and not trivialise it in any way.

Try telling a story that makes someone laugh - making someone happy is a positive thing. Too bad that you didn't appreciate it. I'll try to come up with something special for you.

 

[MyHobbyist]

Ugh..... some people just bring out the worst in me and frankly it's embarassing to get down to their level.

Soooo to cleanse the palate I thought I'd share a story about people actually being nice to each other.

This is from a long time ago......

So this tiny, awkward, kid who knows nothing about a sport tries out for an elite team. I thought the other kids were going to eat him alive but hey it was an open try out. To my surprise everyone was super nice to him.... encouraging him, giving him tips and taking it easy on him to not show him up (going at him 50% was still overwhelmning for him). Being a leader on the team I was thinking I was going to have to watch out for him but turns out my teammates and coaches deserved a lot of credit for how they treated him. Maybe I was the ass for thinking of all the reasons why people would pick on that kid. Anyways, cuts came down and the kid didn't make the team but hey he got to say he tried out and left with his dignity intact.

Anyways, share a nice story that reaffirms your faith in humanity.

I know that story doesn't sound like much but jocks have the horrible stereotype surrounding them.

Need more threads like this one!

 

[simon482]

Had to share this before i went to sleep.

Friend of mine called me and said he needed my help and gave me an address. I said sure. He was a hardcore dude and called for back up sometimes. I grabbed my bat and jumped in my car and headed. I got to the address and it was a retirement home or long term care facility. He went there when his grand ma lived there. I found him and he was sitting talking to a random old lady. He introduced me and i shook her hand and kissed the back of her hand like they do in the movies. He told me to sit and she finished her story. Gave her a hug and told me it was time to go.

We got to the car and he told me that he saw a lot of people don't visit their family anymore and after his grandma died he just kept going and a few of them started to think he was actually family. He said it wasn't right for people to die alone. Did that for a few years, iasked him one day why he stopped and told me he couldn't stomach getting attached and having them die. Said it was breaking him down.

I don't know if that was the story you wanted or not. I got some funny ones for tomorrow.

 

[wazup]

Ugh..... some people just bring out the worst in me and frankly it's embarassing to get down to their level.

Soooo to cleanse the palate I thought I'd share a story about people actually being nice to each other.

This is from a long time ago......

So this tiny, awkward, kid who knows nothing about a sport tries out for an elite team. I thought the other kids were going to eat him alive but hey it was an open try out. To my surprise everyone was super nice to him.... encouraging him, giving him tips and taking it easy on him to not show him up (going at him 50% was still overwhelmning for him). Being a leader on the team I was thinking I was going to have to watch out for him but turns out my teammates and coaches deserved a lot of credit for how they treated him. Maybe I was the ass for thinking of all the reasons why people would pick on that kid. Anyways, cuts came down and the kid didn't make the team but hey he got to say he tried out and left with his dignity intact.

Anyways, share a nice story that reaffirms your faith in humanity.

I know that story doesn't sound like much but jocks have the horrible stereotype surrounding them.

You`re a fucking idiot, you bring the worst out in yourself and blame it on others like a douchebag would do, fuck off.

 

[frankcastle]

You`re a fucking idiot, you bring the worst out in yourself and blame it on others like a douchebag would do, fuck off.

I suggest you reread my post. im embarrassed because i accept my part in the equation.

 

[simon482]

I suggest you reread my post. im embarrassed because i accept my part in the equation.

if you acknowledge it, it will keep going. me and you can have a violent disagreement in a topic and not resort to name calling. then we might have a violent agreement in another topic. he is just trying to be stupid. let it roll off your back.

 

[simon482]

this one makes me look stupid.

i was at a bar one night and seen a not bad cougar standing all by her lonesome. so i rolled up on her and was gave her my best line. oddly it worked. so we have a few drinks and go back to my place and have a few more drinks then retire to the bedroom. i go down on her and i am thinking yeah i am awesome, i just made her squirt with my awesome tongue, fuck yeah. now that is over i climb up on her and stick it in her baby chute and i am fucking on her and she squirts more and i was like hells yes playa. flip her over, do a little dog style and get her squirting again. drop my nut off at the bakery and flip her over to finger her a little and the 2 finger cul-de-sac gets her squirting again and it was all hitting me in the face and i had my mouth open for it and i was like fuck yeah, i am the fucking man.

we lay down and i tell her that we should change rooms she squirted to much and the bed was soaked and is to wet for sleeping. then she told me she doesn't squirt and that she had to pee really bad but it felt to good so she didn't want to stop and when i looked like i was enjoying myself she just kept pissing on me. :-/

 

[red]

Nine months later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry ,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do 'said Bob'.

'Did you, ER, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'

 

[**Sophie**]

Thats's nothing...I got pissed and shit on during a vacation once. Back in 2006, was in Mexico, having the time of my life, went down there with a bunch of friends. I shared a room with a room-mate who has IBS among other things and so on one morning, she had gotten up and I guess wanted to fart but it was a shart :O and it went all over my bed!! WTF! Okay, accidents happen. Good morning to me....

Fast forward a few days later, one night we all headed out to one of their outdoor bars, enjoying a few rum punches and all of a sudden one of the friends we were with, asked me if "I had cob webbs growing down there?" I guess because I was single at the time and behaving quite modestly for someone on holidays, during March break, so it got me thinking. Maybe I'm a prude? Maybe I should be sowing my oats? You know what they say, what happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico. So I set about getting Sophie's groove on, and lazered in on my target lol. His name was Jean Mitchel from Montreal. He was very attractive, had a million dollar smile and an accent. Perfect, so I thought.

Anyways, after abit of smoozing I grabbed him by the hand and we walked out to our hotel. (He was staying at the same hotel as mine) First Big Mistake, I took him to MY room...So it didn't take us long to get comfortable and before I knew it, we were about to do the nasty. He grabs for a condom, and he can't get it on, because he is so drunk that he can't keep his hard on. (Man, of all the guys for me to pick eh)...

I was sorta disappointed but was wondering, now that my plans to get sex didn't work out, how will I get him out? So I did what I do when Im bored and started reading my horoscope that I brought for when I'm bored, hoping he leave soon. He has gone to sleep by now, when all of a sudden, I feel this warness from under the sheets. JEAN MITCHEL IS PEEING, IN THE BED, SOUND ASLEEP!!!!!!! I freaked out, shook him awake and said he peed. He didn't seem very concerned, and just got up and went to the bathroom, where he then dropped the glass in the washroom. So at this point, I haven't have sex, my bed is wet from pee, and now, I can't use the washroom because there is glass all over the floor...I'm soo pissed and tired at this point, I told him he better leave now before my roomate comes back and he did.

Next day he saw me and came over to say Hi, and I asked him if he remembered anything about the night before, and replied Yes, LOL. In my mind im thinking 'Have you no shame?'

Needless to say, it made for a good story. I wonder what housekeeping thought about me. She must have thought I was a weirdo. lol.

Moral of the story: I should have just stuck to my prudish ways and at least I wouldn't have been pissed on lol.

 

[simon482]

on the plus side you didn't get it in your mouth.

 

[**Sophie**]

on the plus side you didn't get it in your mouth.

LOL...I know right?! Seriously I would have killed him, right in his sleep...

 

[simon482]

LOL...I know right?! Seriously I would have killed him, right in his sleep...

artie lang told a story sort of similar when he was on howard stern show. he was doing coke all night and finally ran out and went to bed. he said he woke up in the morning and it was like the scene in godfather with the horse head only instead of blood it was shit lol. i will go see if i can find the story on youtube.

 

[Teal]

Well, visited an SP for a half hour.

We finished in about 10 or 15 minutes in. She gave me half the money back while I was in the shower. Told me because I finished in 15, not in 30.

I don't know, restored my faith in humanity, just a bit at least. I should have told her to keep it.