Shanghai May, Asianlalaland Review

[too2shy]

May
Looks. 5/10
Service 4/10
Language 5/10

age.
late 30s

face.
decent.

figure.
no ass. flabby odd shaped body. ok boobs but saggy. not a D cup maybe 32C or a big B.
gross extended skin on asshole.
Photos really don't tell the true story. Sadly.

repeat.
fuck no. waste of money.

session.
should have known it was gonna be off. Slurp and my taste in chicks isn't similar. This is point in case. Did an outcall from Asianlalaland for 240. Took about 1hour for the girl to arrive. I specifically asked she take the stairs, but she didn't. I asked when she buzzed up, and I txtd phoneguy. I have nosey ass neighbours and the elevator opens up in front of my neighbour.. I'm the only place on this side.. so it's obvious who is going where.

The bullshit part is the girl was here for 20 minutes in total. Did a few minutes of bbbj after shower, threw on hat, I'm thinking ok.. whatever. I get two shots. Nope, she claimed that all agencies in ottawa only allow one shot for 240.00 1hour outcalls.. This was as she was getting dressed. I'm like uh. no? She's like yes, even incall 1hour. only 1 shot.
I was pretty shocked, she's like ok. I'll call my boss, she called and said.. ok. I can hang out here for the hour.. but only the one shot you already had.... wtf was the point of that.... I sent her off.

I called TOG/Candyland, they're like 2 shots in one hour. 220. So obviously it's not 1shot for agencies in Ottawa. Not to mention other reviews here, and my past experience.

This is why I would prefer 1/2hour outcalls.. so you don't deal with this bullshit. Plus don't waste the money if the girl isn't someone you click with.

Anyways, she stunk like cigarettes, her body, hair, I wasn't going anywhere near her mouth for lfk or dfk. Nor did she try. Nor was I doing DATY, was completely unattracted to her especially after seeing the weird skin thing... Tattoo on belly was also not tasteful.

Overall. horrible experience. But I'd have partaken with my eyes closed for another shot, or the bbbj which was ok..

Would I recommend this agency for outcalls.. absolutely not.

I dont like incalls, esp for asian agencies.. the risk of a immigration/LE bust is just not something I am willing to take.
So that leaves outcalls from asian agencies being the only option. If you're ok with incalls I'm sure ALL is ok, for the half hour.. unless you confirm with the girl up front it's 2 shots for the hour.

I'm especially annoyed as I could have seen a regular, who's a great fuck. instead I blew the money on May.


Asian LALALAND
http://asianlalalandescort.com/home.phtml
613-700-9835

 

[CapitalGuy]

You got gipped. Thanks for sharing the experience; its helpful.

 

[Jiffy Pop]

Too2shy thank you for the great review. It as been years since you posted one of your classic and direct reviews. Hope you have better luck next time.

 

[algol]

I confirm all what t2s said about her appearance. However I had a good fuck with her (took 45min) like two weeks ago, with MPOS with both of us sweating, so we needed to rest post-coitus one in other's arms. I cannot comment on MSOG, but I got DFK (she is tongue-fucking aggressive on that) and DATY (smelly fish, euh) extra: she has yeast infection, so next time I will bring as gift some orall Canesten, LOL .

 

[too2shy]

Foolishly, I didn't reread the May reviews before placing the order. All I could recall was positive reviews, and slurp having seen her like 10 times. Had I seen wild4sex's review, I'd have passed on May for sure.

My mistake, real PITA when pussy requires a fucking research mission in advance. LOL.. It's even tougher to convince the overbearing little guy to hold on, as he incessantly tells the big head. "oh don't worry", "how bad could it be..", "go ahead..", "I'm sure she'll be good..", "asian SPs are always at least good at something", or ... whatever else that little bastard is telling me so he can stick his nose in some poon.

@algol .. dude that's gross. lol. fish and yeast.. might as well throw in flour for a fucking fish cake.

@Jiffy thanks mate, I've been slowly crawling out of my hobby hiatus for the last six months or so.. I guess I was holding off on posting in an attempt to fool myself.. LOL.. I don't really want to be back.. but the pussy.. oh the pussy.

 

[Buckyy]

Interesting review too2shy. I also saw May recently. Although my experience was not as bad as yours it was not great ... very limited DATY and no DIGITS, no DFK (these were advertised). Even though there was BBBJ it was very mechanical. I have now tried about 6 different Asian SP in Ottawa over the last 2 months and will not go there again. I have not had one that provided a full GFE (DATY, DIGITS, BBBJ, DFK). There was always something or other missing or problematic. During the same period, and for a long time before, I have seen many other Caucasion SP and had full GFE from each one (most were from agencies). I don't believe that it is a YMMV. I have always been hygenic, polite and respectful. I think there is a considerable non-hit probability with the Ottawa Asian SPs who come from the agencise. It may refelect the type of girls the local agencies are bringing in. Maybe they don't really know them and the type sof services they provide. They may not be getting the A-Team from the other cities.

 

[OnTheWayOut]

holy crap. Saw May last night and then read this. I understand YMMV and yes Buckky, things like DFK and sometimes even DATY are most certainly YMMV. Always. With all escorts of any race. If they aren't comfortable for any reason, real or imagined, you won't get certain things other guys do. Fact of life. Read the reviews, happens to everyone.

t2s, the MSOG thing you were told by TOG, you know better to believe that. They are the worst at making promises their girls don't keep. If you see a TOG girl and get MSOG you may very well be one of the first. ALLD & Moonbay try to be accurate but as everyone knows, sometimes the girls tell them one thing and us mongers another. WTF can you do?

As for your time with May I am a bit shocked as this is the worst I've heard. Yeah, she's not perfect but then neither are we. Well, at least I'm not. I agree that fuckin rose doesn't cut it. And she has the typical asian flat ass. The rest I am shocked, esp that she wanted to leave after 20, even if no 2nd shot. I can't remember leaving under the time, she gives a great massage and usually goes over the time. You must be a sick bastard or sumthin! LOL

I guess this thread proves the YMMV thing even moreso. I have lots of guys who thank me every time they see May and others who want to choke me. Get in line ........

 

[theoldguy]

In reply to jiggety being asian, I can say that May told me quite clearly that she hates Asian clients so that may have had something to do with the poor experience. I too am shocked to see such bad reviews, she's no model type but service has always been impeccable as with my experiences with all girls who receive slurp's seal of approval.

 

[too2shy]

In reply to jiggety being asian, I can say that May told me quite clearly that she hates Asian clients so that may have had something to do with the poor experience. I too am shocked to see such bad reviews, she's no model type but service has always been impeccable as with my experiences with all girls who receive slurp's seal of approval.

Hrm.. might be it.. not oriental but.. wtf. maybe that's it... Not sure, but she wasn't attractive anyways so woulda been eyes closed for service lol..

@Slurp, you fucker lol.. yes I wanted to choke you haha.. this is twice now.. first suky (YUCK, i still have nightmares of the stinky apt) and now May. That's it.. I'm never sticking my dick where yours has gone before.. lol.
My session with may went like this.. open door.. room.. money.. shower.. bbbj for 30seconds in shower.. My shower is huge.. 3x normal, with large bench and huge open area.. was hoping for more action in it... anyways... into bedroom.. a few minutes of bbbj.. which was decent.. then hat... (me thinking uh.. ok. well no biggie, gives me time to recharge) ... 3-5min of fucking.. again.. i figured i'd blow it out and take my time with round two.. she gets dressed.. WTF.. look at time on phone.. look back at her.. look at time on phone.. WTF.

So no MSOG at tog? Don't other agencies (non asian) have girls that do two shots?? Well you know, if the girl was attractive, I can see a proper shower, dfk, daty, bbbj, and then fs. with a massage after being a hour.. but this Asianlalaland experience with May.. was wham bam thank you ma'am.. It felt like a 15min 80 appointment..

Except it cost 3x that..

 

[asianlalaland]

Hi Guys,

Sorry about everything that made you guys upset. I think this time is totally my fault. Because of the time for me in this business still not long enough, I still haven't enough clients' info and perference, for the girls' and client's control still not as good as OAF and MB. But I promise I will do my best to get better and better.

Thanks and regards
otto

 

[btbt123]

i have to agree with tooshy's post and jiggety. The pictures on ALLD for May is quite deceiving...not being 100% precise, I'd peg her at +30 at least. She was nice but really just not all that great in terms of appearance. Her service was fine tho'. Good location and good/no hassle phone guy!

 

[mrclean]

At the last minute my favorite was unavailable due a misunderstanding (on her part). Then my plan B did not reply to the final txt before our meeting. So I'm frustrated and horny. What's a guy to do? Plan C of course! So I end up with a similar experience as too2shy. I saw the ad for May somewhere thene check AsiaLaLaLand site for details. Many glowing reviews, some if not all from Terbites, with description of at least pretty but older chick with full PSE service.

Well the experience was not as expected and lukewarm at best. Obviously ALLD only posts the most glowing reviews.
Would not repeat.

So trying to make the best of it, my experience is kinda funny because it's similar to too2shy's - little dick and circumstances taking over and had I read this review first could have saved myself some $.