Sex Toys - Ali Express

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With Christmas just around the corner, Ali Express has some new and unique gifts for that "hard to get for" person on your wish list. Order now because delivery takes some time.


1. The Maxfun New Couples Delay Ejaculation Penis Vibrator With Double Cock Ring Nipples Massager Adult Sex Toys for Men Clitoris Stimulator.

Hard not to fall in love with this cute little guy.

2. Breast Clit Massage Nipple Stimulation Licking Vagina Clitoris Vacuum Sucker Vibrator Sex Toys Women Masturbator Adults 18 Yay

A must have for those guys with no hands and tongue.

3. FAAK Male Masturbator Artificial Animal Big Mouth Deep Oral Sex Throat With Tongue Vagina Realistic Pussy Sex Toys For Men

When you just have to stick your dick into anything.

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Nothing like having a spare set of penis skin for when you have rubbed yourself raw.

5. FAAK Knot Dog Dildo With Suction Cup Gory Raw Meat Color Sex Toys For Women Silicone Fantasy Penis Anus Massage Erotic Products

For the dog lover.

6. FAAK Large Ejaculation Horse Dildo With Sucker Raw Meat Gory Color Spray Liquid Function Squirting Penis Sex Toys For Women Men

For the horse lover.

7. IPHISI Inflatable Anal Plug Dildo Prostate Massage Particle Anal Plug Huge Anal Plug Anal Bead Vagina Anal Dilator Anal Sex Toy

For those who like that bloated feeling.

8. Automatic Rotating Thrusting Male Masturbators Telescopic Masturbator for Men Simulation Blowjob Sex Machine Adult Goods Sex Toy

It will also clean and shine your bananas.

 

[poker]

I see you had some free time this morning.

 

[SexB]

#7 looks like a good way to have to make an embarrassing trip to the ER.

 

[KittyCaterina]

#7 looks like a good way to have to make an embarrassing trip to the ER.

I wouldn't trust number 8 either.

If I had a penis, I would not be sticking it in a rotating sex contraption from Ali Express.

LOL.

 

[SexB]

I wouldn't trust number 8 either.

If I had a penis, I would not be sticking it in a rotating sex contraption from Ali Express.

LOL.

Or at the very least use a lot of lube!

 

[IM469]

Large Ejaculation Horse Dildo With Sucker Raw Meat Gory Color Spray Liquid Function Squirting Penis Sex Toys For Women ?

Okay Sarah, put that back in the box and give it to your mother ... Santa mixed up the Christmas labels.

 

[Goodoer]

Bought my wife (and I) this:

Dildo

The day previous she was hesitant, etc. She thought a dildo would be plastic and distant, etc. We had a good night together and I finally showed her what I truly bought the morning after. She felt it and her eyes lit up a bit.

Chicks need dicks.

 

[Sonic Temple]

Bought my wife (and I) this:

Dildo

The day previous she was hesitant, etc. She thought a dildo would be plastic and distant, etc. We had a good night together and I finally showed her what I truly bought the morning after. She felt it and her eyes lit up a bit.

Chicks need dicks.

And we need pussy mate - good on you.

 

[PeteOsborne]

I had a regular who bought number 1 and something similar to number 7.
Number 1 wouldn't stay in place, it kept sliding up and out or to the side.
Some times it just came off and went into her pussy, it was just too much hassle.
Might be ok without a condom maybe?
Number 7 looked similar but didn't have the beads on it.
She enjoyed it vaginally, never tried it anally.
Best used after sex though as it tends to temporarily stretch things to where you end up with a gape.