Sex in space

[Worf]

I have a good one for you guys (and girls).

With all the talk of space shuttle, etc, anybody ever wondered if any of the astronauts ever did it in space? What happens at the moment of orgasm? Based on principles of Newtonian physics, I would guess that the guy would be shot backwards(???) when he comes. But that would depend on the intensity and size of the load. Hmmm... maybe my physics is rusty or it doesn't apply here.

Another one is...anybody ever masturbated in space? If is a perfect ball, floating in the shuttle? And what happens on re-entry (to Earth, that is)? Does it goes splat on the sides of the shuttle?

Just some thoughts that are going through my mind ....

 

[High_Roller]

James Bond did it in Moonraker with Dr. Goodhead.

But it IS a valid question, especially considering that a trip to Mars will take at least 6 months.

 

[Worf]

Yes, I have a horny mind, and yes, 007 did it. What about real life, though. After 6 months weigthlessness, can you still get an erection?

Maybe I should email NASA? Somebody must have done it, or reseacrhed it. You can't plan any long term mission unless you can accomodate these 'urges'. What about those (poor old) Russian guys in space for 6, 9, 12 months? They must get horny every now and then. Especially if they are alone. Is there a monitor attached to their private region that measures these things? Mine would probably set it off constantly.

 

[gabeti]

I don't think they do it, but imagine all the new positions

 

[tboy]

Well, they've tested everything else in space trying to figure out the cause and effects of long term space flight. I would say they've tested this too....probably just not publicized it.

 

[gramps]

I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't already done it. I think it would be awsome not having to lie, kneel, stand, whatever, to have sex. 69 sure would be different.

 

[dorf]

I guess if they can pee upright every now and then, they must have some device for them to do so.... then, they can probably squeeze in a short masturbation session while "standing" there.

Also wondering if they can shower there? If they can, then again, masturbation is not too difficult to accomplish.

Ever wondering if any astronauts scewed that 20 million dollor private space traveling woman? At least she is above average looking.

 

[MarkII]

Me thinks both partners would either have to hang on to each other real tightly...one good penetration and she'd be richeting off the walls!

Or tethered together somehow...kinky black leather space suit...for two?

 

[tboy]

Well, you've all the seen the hammock things they sleep in, you could probably squeeze 2 into it....I'd say that freestanding, it would be similar to the one position where the girl wraps her legs around the guy's hips and he stands there supporting both of them...only this time there'd be no weight to bear......

 

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

...any of the astronauts ever did it in space?..

The official answer has always been no, from both Americans and Russians, despite rumours.
http://www.retrofuture.com/sex.html
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14002908/

 

[Worf]

Well, I never believed anything that is 'official' anyways.

Hmmm ... the Uranus experiment. A fitting title indeed.

 

[kookie_guy]

230 mile high club. that'd be sweet.

 

[High_Roller]

Well, in the movie The Right Stuff, the astronauts did have to jack off so that their sperm could be tested. I suppose that happened, albeit on Earth.

 

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

I think that Russians experimented with that kind of fun back in 60s when they sent the first women in the orbit.

Definitely not in the 1960s. The Soviet Union put one woman into orbit in a capsule by herself in 1963, and it was 1982 before another woman went into space.

 

[C Dick]

Yes, there was a married couple in the shuttle at one time, they must have tried, or they are really pathetic.

 

[basketcase]

...Another interesting twist was a movie, I think, called "Uranus experiment" when they did it in a plane in a free dive. Pretty interesting and explicit (with Sylvia Saint).

In a plane, I would hope the guy's got a hair trigger because the fall wouldn't last too long and the plane wouldn't be that likely to recover easily. (It wouldn't be a bad way to go though).

I think the vomit commit can do 30 seconds of weightlessness but your date would be likely to blow chunks as you blow your load.