Serious responses only please...

[HowardHughes]

After thinking about how annoying the "Six Flags dancing fool" is - I am now considering either running him over myself, or, hiring a hitman to do it for me.

My question to the board is this:

Do I risk getting 20 years in a Canadian prison (three meals a day, gym, tv)...

OR

Do I risk getting implicated by hiring a hitman to run that guy over for me???

I figure that it would be much harder to get caught by using the services of a hitman - as opposed to be seen driving my SUV around with his body stuck under my truck.

Any suggestions???

 

[MojoRisin']

Any suggestions???

Turn off your TV? or is this guy coming to your house and dancing on your front lawn?...BTW im serious!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Yes. </serious response>

 

[HowardHughes]

No - he is on my tv.

If he came to my front door and tried that, I would have killed him by now.

 

[luv4lust]

omg i cant help it rotfflmfao

 

[Pallydin]

Hmmmm.....quite the dilemma. I would say entering the hitman industry is a tricky proposition at best, since they either have existing loyaties that come first (mafia, big money, etc.) or they are a police plant. Unless you already know one, hiring a hitman is riskier I'd say.

Now if you took the time to plan it properly, you could be passing the guy while the sun was in your eyes and squash him in a most unfotunate "accident" (which is always the best in these kinds of things). Break down into a blubbering mess and have some Six Flags fan club paraphenalia in the trunk and I think you'd walk away a free man (or at worst a careless driving charge for doing 100km/h while blinded by the sun).

Success is in the attention to details!

PAL

 

[Meesh]

When in doubt, use a wood-chipper.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

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dah-do-de-do-do-daah-daah*

 

[thunder0702]

Crime??

Umm HH...................Do neither............Hire a young SP with Lotsa stamina and fark him to death. That way there is no crime

 

[HowardHughes]

Pallydin...brilliant...simply brilliant...

I kind of had another scenario going...invite the dancing fool up to my property up north as part of a Six Flags promotion or something - I'd even offer to pay him 50 bucks...

get him really drunk, and yes, bump him into the wood chipper...

I would break down and cry like a fool, and say how much I always looked forward towards viewing his energetic dancing on those commercials...

hmmmmmmm...

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I am disturbed that TERB members have not answered a fellow member's cry for help.

Mr Hughes here's a link for you buddy

Click Here

 

[The Doctor]

I figure that it would be much harder to get caught by using the services of a hitman - as opposed to be seen driving my SUV around with his body stuck under my truck.

I think this falls under the category of "Things You Might Have Overheard Mike Stanton Say" (St. Louis Blues).

Seriously!

 

[HowardHughes]

I was also thinking that perhaps this madness can be harnessed...what if we sent this dancing tool over to Afghanistan, or to Iraq?

He could drive the insurgents out of there in a heartbeat.

We could have a 24-hour Six Flags commerical running on all of the stations over there...

oh...the humanity...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I have to agree with Howard on this matter. The Six Flags guy has to die. It must be horrible and extremely painful. I don't think anyone has annoyed me to the degree that this fool has.....well....maybe except for Goober.

*Walks off to fetch the trebuchet*

 

[happygrump]

Hitmen are too pricey and unreliable. Don't ask me how I know this. Just get him checked into a hospital and let them take care of the rest.

 

[Meesh]

Cripes, folks, the solution is simple.

Lock the guy in a room. With Goober.

Throw away the key.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ah yes....