Semen taste-enhancement dietary supplement

[Dave in Phoenix]

Semen taste-enhancement dietary supplement
Winner of most unusual patent award for 2002
Inventors: Myers; Brent Richard (Apache Junction, AZ); Myers; Lois Kay (Apache Junction, AZ)
Appl. No.: 683503
Filed: January 9, 2002

BACKGROUND OF INVENTION
This invention regards a dietary supplement formulation that significantly improves the taste of the male ejaculate.

While certain ingredients have previously been believed in "urban-myth" fashion to improve semen taste, there has never been a precedent for any formulation developed or marketed for this purpose. Further these urban myths, while containing a grain of truth, required that a full year of investigation and research and development, and almost an additional year of market testing be conducted prior to successfully establishing the most effective formulation and concentration of specific ingredients to produce the optimal results ultimately achieved.

These optimal results were discovered only after experimenting with certain freeze-dried fruit and vegetable powders combined with specific spices. Certain vitamins and minerals were additionally added to replenish in the male those nutrients lost via ejaculation.

SUMMARY OF INVENTION
This invention regards a novel and unobvious dietary supplement formulation of relatively specific ratios of fruits, vegetables, and spices that when ingested by the male results in a significant improvement to the taste of the male ejaculate by reducing its generally salty and/or bitter taste while also adding a pleasant flavor that is considered by 98.5% of all customers as very enjoyable.

This formulation of ingredients can take many product forms including but not limited to a drink powder, tablet, chewable tablet, or capsule form.

Read what's in it and the testing they did at:
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-...,485,773.WKU.&OS=PN/6,485,773&RS=PN/6,485,773

 

[pussylicker]

re taste likes/dislikes for both sexes

Does the bottle come with instructions on what not to eat to guarantee that it improves taste? Your diet varies daily, and it will affect the taste for day(s) to come. Maybe the best thing would be eliminate certain things from your diet, so the wife/girl friend enjoys the taste.
Also it has been my experience that girls have different likes/dislikes in tastes, the same as flavours of different foods.
As well, all girls don't taste the same when I'm down dining at the Y. I love the activity sooo much, that it's rare that I come across one I don't like, so long as she has prepared for our adventure before hand. I'm sure that diet has a part in flavour of female excretions as well. Sweat, although being salty, I think will taste slightly different between two people as well based on diet.

 

[zog]

"To" or "Of"...?

Your diet varies daily, and it will affect the taste for day(s) to come.

Shouldn't that be: "...and it will affect the taste for day(s) of cum"?

Zog.

 

[charno3]

I've also heard celery sweetens, as well as avocado....

 

[pussylicker]

Re: "To" or "Of"...?

Shouldn't that be: "...and it will affect the taste for day(s) of cum"?

Zog.

Good one Zog. LOL. I was thinking about playing with words, but didn't want to confuse some people as to what I meant

 

[wrong hole]

...any fruits, vegetables and pasta will improve the taste of semen

coffee, meats and alcohol will make semen taste bitter or bad

....so if you want the women to bbbjtc...tell her you've been eating alot of grains and vegetables....

 

[shiftee]

Is the pineapple juice freshly squeezed?

 

[hedway]

Aurora, did you know my middle name was Dole?

 

[sage advice]

I have to second Whoisyodaddy's answer as I've read that celery creates a less salty and sweeter taste.

 

[Avery]

One sure thing is drinking pineapple juice! I know cuz I've tested this theory out, and believe me, it makes a big diff!
Aurora

Avery makes note in personal calendar:

Start a strict regimen of daily pineapple juice two weeks before next trip to Toronto.

 

[reaper29]

Have her wedge a breath mint in her mouth cheeks to enhance the taste of semen!

 

[thecoolguyms72]

I wonder if the guy subdave sucked off drank pineapple juice? Or did he suck cock at all?

 

[rdhaired_vixen]

rd_hrd_vixen@hotmail.com

question?
where oh gawd dang where do they get the taste testers for this kind of thing? and how much do they pay them lmao

 

[thighspy]

Taste of Semen???

No mistery at all"just eat more PUSSY"""

Life is to short to hurry..

 

[minnie_me]

Avoid Asparagus

It's too bad that this lovely vegetable can have such a negative impact on the smell and taste of your cum. Avoid if you plan on getting some. Note: it usually takes 2-3 days for the smell to work its way out of your system.

Minnie me

 

[thighspy]

How to alter the taste of Semen.

To really make a change in the taste of Semen,,Follow these directions...After scraping said Semen out of pubic hair move gently into hollow of navel--mix with pineapple juice,(careful--just a touch now)Do not overmix.Then slurp away,a delicious way to end your Sexual encounter.
How about that????

Life is to short to hurry.

 

[bobistheowl]

Asparagus may be an exception to the rule, considering what it does to the smell of urine.