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Selfish Customer Refused to Give Finger

stinkynuts

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Boy, this story makes me so mad. What a greedy and selfish prick.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/06/finger.fight.ap/index.html

RALEIGH, North Carolina (AP) -- To a dessert shop customer, the severed fingertip found in a pint of frozen custard could be worth big dollars in a potential lawsuit. To the shop worker who lost it, the value is far more than monetary.

But Clarence Stowers still has the digit, refusing to return the evidence so it could be reattached. And now it's too late for doctors to do anything for 23-year-old Brandon Fizer.

"I'm not saying who has it, but somebody has it," Stowers said this week in a telephone interview, refusing to let on where the fingertip is now.

Soon after Stowers found the finger in a mouthful of chocolate soft-serve he bought Sunday at Kohl's Frozen Custard in Wilmington, he put it in his freezer at home, taking it out only occasionally to show to television cameras.

He refused to give it to the shop's owner, and refused to give it to a doctor who was treating Fizer, who accidentally stuck his hand in a mixing machine and had his right index finger lopped off at the first knuckle.

Medical experts say an attempt to reattach a severed finger can generally be made within six hours.

But according to the shop's management, Stowers wouldn't give it back when he was in the store 30 minutes after the accident.

"The general manager attempted to retrieve it and rush it to the hospital," reads a statement posted Thursday on Kohl's Web site. "Unfortunately, the customer refused to give it to her and declared that he would be calling the TV stations and an attorney as he exited the store."

Officials at Cape Fear Hospital said their efforts to retrieve the finger also failed.

Dr. James Larson, director of emergency medicine for UNC Hospitals, who was not involved in the case, said once Stowers took the finger home and froze it, it was too late to even try for reattachment.

"You can't freeze it. It kills the cells," Larson said.

The doctor said the best way to preserve a severed limb is to wrap it in saline-soaked gauze, place it in a plastic bag and store that in ice water.

Stowers' attorney, Lee Andrews of Greensboro, wouldn't say if a lawsuit against Kohl's is planned, saying he needed "to get some more facts."

But Andrews said his client is concerned about possible disease in the fingertip and kept it because he wanted someone to test it for "all the diseases that are out here now."

"He's upset to the point that he's been debilitated to some degree," Andrews said. "Emotionally, it's been very upsetting to him."

Even if Stowers decides to sue, an expert in medical law said the fingertip could easily have been returned while preserving the evidence.

"The man who lost the finger has the superior claim," said Paul Lombardo, who teaches at the University of Virginia's law school. "It's his finger and he might be able to use it."

Lombardo said Stowers could have photographed the fingertip, taken a bit of flesh for DNA analysis or gotten an affidavit from the surgeon who would have reattached the digit.

"There is nothing that would prevent preserving the chain of evidence," Lombardo said.

Fizer is dealing with his loss in private. The Carolina Beach resident's mother, Sheri Fizer, said the family had been instructed by an attorney not to talk about the case.

Public opinion seemed to be running against Stowers.

"It's a mystery how that customer can live with himself after he refused to return the finger so that doctors might try to reattach it," said an editorial Thursday by the Star-News of Wilmington.

"Unless he offers a better explanation for that decision, people will assume that customer Clarence Stowers cared less about another person's loss of a body part than about his chance to squeeze some bucks out of the custard stand."

The case came not long after a Las Vegas woman made headlines with a claim that she found a finger tip in a bowl of chili at a Wendy's restaurant in San Jose, Calif. Investigators have called her claim a hoax and charged her in connection with millions of dollars in losses to Wendy's in northern California. The woman denies it was a hoax.

For Kohl's, Sunday's fingertip amputation was the second time in less than a year that a worker lost a finger on the same frozen custard machine. The worker was found by investigators to have been negligent in the July 2004 incident, and the state Labor Department cleared the company of wrongdoing.
 

WhaWhaWha

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Ok I understand how the finger got severed. But what the hell?! How did the final product make it to the customer without the food preparer screaming in agony? Without getting blood all over the customers order? Did the food preparer take the customers money without realizing he was missing a finger or did he have a coworker who simply completed the transaction while ignoring his screams of agony?

Didn't Michael Palin, John Cleese and Terry Gilliam do this one already? If not they should have. Sounds like a Mony Python Skit.

Custard Shop

A Customer enters. A cashier approaches.

Cashier: "How may I help you?"

Customer: "Yes, can you assure me I won't get any severed limbs in my confection?"

Cashier: Chuckles "Well there are no guarantees in life are there, but I can tell you we haven't served any severed limbs in the last few hours and I dont see any severed limbs on our menu. I haven't seen any severed-limb brands of ice cream on any of our recent manifests, so I don't foresee serving any severed limbs in the near future. Wouldn't you rather try the prailines and cream?"

Customer: "Oh I have a nut allergy, could never try the prailines. Lactose intolerant too, so no cream for me."

Cashier: "You sure you're in the right shop?"

Customer: "What an odd question, of course I am"

Cashier: "Could have fooled me"

Customer: "I'll have a pint of the Pecan crunch in milk chocolate with a sprinkle of crushed peanuts"

Cashier: "But didn't you just say you were allergic to nuts and lactose intolerant?"

Customer: "I'll thank you to mind your own business"

Cashier rolls eyes as he rings up order and hands over to food preparer. Food preparer scoops ice cream, adds crushed nuts to blender. Selects setting and hits switch. Nothing happens.

Cashier: "Two quid and fifty squire"

Food preparer flicks switch a few more times -- still nothing. Opens blender, and tries to start blades with a spoon -- still nothing. Places entire hand into blender to move blade with hand. Sudden whirring sound followed by screams of agony.

Customer: "Is something wrong?"

Cashier: "Wrong? What could be wrong?"

Customer: "I think that bloke is having a bit of trouble with the order."

Food preparer now clutching hand to control flow of blood,which is spraying everywhere. Blender wizzing on high without cover. Ice cream and blood and nuts spattering the walls and counters.

Cashier: "Oh he's fine I'm sure"

Customer: Staring in disbelief "No he isn't!"

Cashier: Trying to block customers view of food preparer "Yes he is"

Customer: With shocked expression "No he isnt!"

Cashier: sighs "Yes he is sir. Look do you want your order or not?"

Customer: Pauses, postures as if in deep thought "Oh all right!"

Cashier nonchalantly shoves screaming and panicked food preparer into back room, closing and locking door, quickly shuts off blender, ignoring mess, and transfers contents into a cup. Presents it to customer, takes money, gives change. Customer leaves, only to return a moment later. Cashier emerges from back room.

Cashier: "... and don't think you're getting any time off either, you've used up your vacation... Oh yes can I help you?"

Customer: "I was just here"

Cashier: "Back so soon? Just cant get enough eh? Cant say I blame you... bit of a sweet tooth have you..?"

Customer Interrupts: "I think you know why I'm here!"

Cashier: "Well I can't say I know for sure, but have you tried the prailines and cream?"

Customer: "Sod the prailines and cream, I've found a bloody finger in my last order?"

Cashier: expressionless "A finger?"

Customer: "yes"

Cashier: in mocking tone "here?"

Customer: with impatient tone "yes."

Cashier: "No."

Customer: "yes."

Cashier: "Well you didnt get it here. Are you sure you didn't have it with you before you came?"

Customer: pauses to think again "No, I'm sure."

Cashier: "Well can I see it?"

Customer: "OK I'll show it to you but I'm keeping it for evidence"

Cashier: "Evidence of what?"

Customer: "Evidence of a bloody lawsuit you stupid git! I'm going to sue your pants off!"

From the back room
Food preparer: Woozier voiced "Did he bring the finger back"

Cashier: "Yes"

Food Preparer: "Well good the hospital says if we rush it's not too late to reattach."

Faint sound of ambulance sirens ... getting closer

Cashier: "Well I'm afraid it's a bit more complicated than that!"

Food Preparer: warbling "Complicated how?"

Cashier: "Seems he fancies it and doesnt want to give it back?"

Food Preparer: Much louder and high pitched "FANCIES IT?"

Cashier: "Yes, he's giving it to his girlfriend, I think her name is Sue."

goes on ad infinitum....



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stinkynuts

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Actually, I was the cashier who sold him his custard. Your narration, although entertaining, was nothing like what really happened. For the record, I would like to submit what really happened that night.


*Ding* A customer enters a custard shop. Stinkynuts rushes to the counter.

Stinkynuts: How may I help you, sir?

Customer (making face): Boy, something in here sure smells, yeesh!

Stinkynuts: They're my nuts, sir.

Customer: What?

Stinkynuts: Never mind, what can I get you, sir?

Customer: Yeah, I'll have a medium cup of your custard.

Stinkynuts (to food preparer): One medium custard!

Food preparer turns on blender. Nothing happens. Foodpreparer begins to panic.

Food preparer (yelling): The blender isn't working, what should I do?

Stinkynuts: Is it plugged in?

Food preparer: Of course, I don't what the problem is. It was working this morning.

Stinkynuts: Maybe the blade is jammed. Try turning the blade around a few times with your hand.

Foodpreparer: Ok.

Whirring sound of blender followed by a shriek.

Food preparer: OH FUCK!!!

Stinkynuts: What's the problem?

Food preparer rushes to back room in tears, holding his bleeding hand.

Stinkynuts: Jesus Christ, do I have to everything around here? I'm sorry, sir, I'll have to make it myself.

Customer (staring in disbelief): Are you nuts? I don't think your buddy there is ok.

Stinkynuts (pouring contents of blender in cup): I'm sure he's fine, sir. He's just a big drama queen. Now did you say this was this for here or to go?

Customer: Uh.... To go.

Stinkynuts: Ok, with tax, that'll be 3.06

Customer hesitantly hands Stinkynuts a five dollar bill.

muffled yelling coming from back room

Stinkynuts: Do you have six cents?

Customer: Yeah, hold on.

Stinkynuts hands customer change. Customer leaves.

Stinkynuts walks into back room only to find food preparer is gone. Stinkynuts spots a trail of blood leading to the back door.

Stinknuts: Oh, shit.

20 minutes later, customer arrives with two police officers.

Stinkynuts: How may I help you, officers?

Officer #1: What the hell is that smell?







Stinky
 

stinkynuts

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NOW this fucker decides to offer the finger back. I guess he couldn't handle the backlash. :mad:


http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/12/custard.finger.ap/index.html

WILMINGTON, North Carolina (AP) -- The man who found a severed fingertip in a pint of frozen custard has made a belated offer to return the digit, but it's too late to reattach it.

The piece of index finger was found earlier this month by Clarence Stowers in the dessert he purchased from Kohl's Frozen Custard in the coastal town of Wilmington.

Stowers had refused to give it to the shop's owner or a doctor who was treating 23-year-old Brandon Fizer, who accidentally stuck his hand in a mixing machine and had his finger lopped off at the first knuckle.

Stowers put the finger in his freezer, taking it out occasionally to show to television cameras.

Several days after the May 1 incident, Stowers changed his mind and "offered to give the finger back if it can be reattached," said his attorney, Lee Andrews.

But medical experts say reattaching a finger generally must be done within hours.

Stowers has not heard back from Fizer, Andrews said Wednesday.
 

tbone

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I agree - how the hell can the finger get served to someone? It's not like you'd miss lopping off half your index finger and just go about your shift as per usual. Having said that, I hope the f*cker who wouldn't give it back gets his ass sued off.
 
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