Another Lawyer Joke:
A woman goes in to see her gynecologist for her annual checkup. After the physical exam they meet in the doctor's office where he says "Well everything seems to be fine. You are in perfect health. Do you have any questions you want to ask me?"
"Well yes as a matter of fact I do" says the woman. "I have a new boy friend and he has been suggesting to me that we should spice up our sex lives a bit and have some anal sex. And... Well... Uh... I was just sort of wondering about that."
So the doctor says "Well there is no reason why you should refrain completely from anal sex if you want to try it. I suggest you be very careful, use a lubricant and tell your boy friend to always be gentle. If you experience any pain, stop immediately but, go ahead and experiment if you wish."
Then the woman says "No doctor you misunderstand. I'm not worried about that. I want to know if I can pregnant doing that."
At this the doctor bursts out laughing and says "You silly woman, why of course you can. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
