Time to do a re-cap of the weirdest search terms people have used to find our website, CuteAndKinky.Com I've eliminated the basic, boring terms, like 'escorts in toronto' or 'busty bbw escort'. Those ones I expect. It's the random, bizarro search terms that I find fascinating.
Well, just have a look for yourself, and you'll see what I mean.
king dong - Huh. Sextoys are fun, but I have no idea why this would lead anyone to my site.
super sized nipples - Well, they are pretty big. I dunno about 'super sized', though.
busty escort with a level - Tools are hot. Maybe they were looking for our toolboy...
buenos aries bdsm - Buenos Aries? Toronto=Beunos Aries?
busty golf - I can be a ball washer, of sorts.
i like working as an escort - Really? Me too.
can i pee on you - Short answer? No. Long answer? Hell no!
dominatrix food play - Few things make me hotter than a submissive with cake in their pockets.
senior dominatrix - Huh. I know 30 is old for some people, but 'senior'?
forced feminization pierce make-up - Don't piss me off, or I'll use the crappy cover girl foundation on you.
castration fantasy - It's supposed to just be a 'fantasy'? That would explain the lack of repeat clientelle, I suppose.
drunk hookers - I might be a hooker, but I'm rarely drunk. Well, hardly ever.
escort upscale cocaine - There are four women with fat asses on our site. Where does the 'cocaine' come in?
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french maid attire fifi - Call yourself Fifi all you want - just make sure to dust my mantel.
escort girls in buenos aries - Again with the 'wtf'...
escort buenos arie - Jesus, enough. There must be some actual escorts who are actually IN Buenos Aries.
chicken sex and bestalty - The chicken sex part is bad enough - but the bad spelling just sort of clinches it for me.
shiva dominant bbw - Om, bitch.
kinky pluckers feathers - Kinky? Yes. Pluckers and feathers? No.
Well, at least people are finding us, even if it is by searching for 'drunk hookers'.
Morgan
Well, just have a look for yourself, and you'll see what I mean.
king dong - Huh. Sextoys are fun, but I have no idea why this would lead anyone to my site.
super sized nipples - Well, they are pretty big. I dunno about 'super sized', though.
busty escort with a level - Tools are hot. Maybe they were looking for our toolboy...
buenos aries bdsm - Buenos Aries? Toronto=Beunos Aries?
busty golf - I can be a ball washer, of sorts.
i like working as an escort - Really? Me too.
can i pee on you - Short answer? No. Long answer? Hell no!
dominatrix food play - Few things make me hotter than a submissive with cake in their pockets.
senior dominatrix - Huh. I know 30 is old for some people, but 'senior'?
forced feminization pierce make-up - Don't piss me off, or I'll use the crappy cover girl foundation on you.
castration fantasy - It's supposed to just be a 'fantasy'? That would explain the lack of repeat clientelle, I suppose.
drunk hookers - I might be a hooker, but I'm rarely drunk. Well, hardly ever.
escort upscale cocaine - There are four women with fat asses on our site. Where does the 'cocaine' come in?
french pedicure fetish - Do my nails! Buff them harder! Ohh, yeah...
french maid attire fifi - Call yourself Fifi all you want - just make sure to dust my mantel.
escort girls in buenos aries - Again with the 'wtf'...
escort buenos arie - Jesus, enough. There must be some actual escorts who are actually IN Buenos Aries.
chicken sex and bestalty - The chicken sex part is bad enough - but the bad spelling just sort of clinches it for me.
shiva dominant bbw - Om, bitch.
kinky pluckers feathers - Kinky? Yes. Pluckers and feathers? No.
Well, at least people are finding us, even if it is by searching for 'drunk hookers'.
Morgan
