Scientist Invents Bust Enhancing Ringtone

[calloway]

Ladies... starting using those phones.

Forget expensive surgery, apparently it's possible for a woman to increase her bust size just by listening to a 30-second ringtone 20 times a day for 10 days. Hideto Tomabechi -- scientist; brainwashing and deprogramming expert; and according to the video, "part-time rock musician," claims that his "Rockmelon" ringtone is based on the subliminal sound of a crying baby and can make a lady's rack grow up to 3 cm.

And yes, we know this video has been around for awhile, but would you deny us the chance to help even one woman realize her full potential?

http://www.asylum.com/2009/02/24/scientist-invents-bust-enhancing-ringtone/

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Does it increase penis also?

 

[alexmst]

Wouldn't just listening to a recording of a crying baby without hiding that it is a crying baby recording have the same effect, or does hiding the origin make a difference?