Saying Hello!

[VespertineBloom]

Greetings Everyone!

I've just signed up to the board and thought I'd make an official hello! Marshall Stack (my boyfriend) and several other people I know seem to enjoy TERB and I decided to check it out myself! And since I'm tied to the desk almost 24/7 I thought I'd take some time to enjoy myself on the computer. Look forward to dialoging with you all!

 

[Retchers]

Heyas. I'm new here too, but been "trolling" about for a while... Thought I'd take the opportunity to welcome you and say hello myself =)

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Hello to you both and welcome to the board. Don’t mind the mess were doing some remodeling here. Over here you will see our wonderful lounge where there is fun to be had for the right price or witty comment. If you look to your right you will see the giant catapult we are building to send packages to Texas. Its beautiful isn’t it? . Other then that Goober will be around with some pie and a smart ass remark or two.

Welcome!

 

[BigGuy26]

New members are required to send nude pictures of themselves (females only).

 

[VespertineBloom]

LOL! Just cause I work in Adult Entertainment doesn't mean I have nude pictures (or at least none anyone will ever see). Though Marshall wouldn't want me if I wasn't a hottie! Drool in envy boys (j/k)

 

[Marshall Stack]

Hey!

Though Marshall wouldn't want me if I wasn't a hottie! Drool in envy boys (j/k)

Hey... don't make me look so damned superficial! It's your mind that attracted me in the first place... now put it to use and get back to work!

 

[VespertineBloom]

Yeah right! Its not everyday you see a woman walk by and say - "Hey did you see that MIND!"

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Though Marshall wouldn't want me if I wasn't a hottie! Drool in envy boys (j/k)

I'm sorry, I need proof.

 

[VespertineBloom]

LOL, so the smart ass remarks Cardinal Fang warned of have already begun. Though I will not be sending any pictures, I will be reporting at the Spring Fever Sex Show, so you can catch me there and decide for yourself (I'm don't believe myself to be photogenic - I'm much better in person!)

 

[Goober Mcfly]

(I'm don't believe myself to be photogenic - I'm much better in person!)

I'm sorry, I need proof.

 

[Speedo]

Proof of the proof is the proof...

 

[xarir]

Sorry Marshall ... Welcome VespertineBloom!

xarir runs over and gives Vespertine the traditional TERB greeting by slapping her ass

 

[Marshall Stack]

It's cool...

...provided that it remains a "virtual" slap. lol

 

[VespertineBloom]

What?! So much for my valiant knight!

~kick in the groin~

Someones going to bed without dessert!

 

[xarir]

Say it ain't so!

No pie tonight?!

 

[submissivedave]

You guys make creampies for others to enjoy?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Oh yes and this is SubDave. At first you will find him wierd but quite harmless. Another one of our colourfull wall flowers. By the way VespertineBloom, what shoe size do you take?

 

[VespertineBloom]

8.5 ~grin~

 

[submissivedave]

Cool ..... that fits perfectly into my mouth .... LOL

Need a oral foot warmer in the winter time or some wet saliva and cool breath to chill your feet a bit in the summer ??? LOL

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*glances at subdave angrily*

Anyways.... I can now attest that VespertineBloom is indeed a hottie.

Thanks for the *ahem*, sweetie... Don't worry, I won't tell Marshall