Sandy from Montreal a Mixed Bag

[ricflairjuniour]

Had a pretty good time with Sandy during her latest trip to Ottawa, on the whole. On the positive side, great green eyes, straight teeth, nice tan, leather lingerie, was half in the bag, offered wine, very high energy, had a potty mouth and kept saying I was the best looking bang she'd ever seen in Ottawa, good conversation and not a clock watcher. She's a true PSE and a real fire-cracker, as everyone seems to mention on this board. BBBJTCIM, multiple positions, used all the furniture in the room, dfk, daty. On the negative side, flappy A cup tits, skin was saggy in some spots (which was weird because, to take her ass as an example, she has a firm looking ass but when you squeeze it felt like a 40 year old ass), probably more mid 30 than the early 30 she advertises, skinny shoulders and was an hour late for her appointment.
Face 7-10
Body 6-10
Attitude 9-10

 

[AustinPowers2]

Ric, really like the way you give us the straight goods with your reviews.

 

[Jabba]

Flamewar?


Gordw - what's with the dis?
I think Rick is entitled to his opinions - it's a subjective experience. There were positive things in his review. I was going to try Sandy the next time she came to Ottawa. She looked pretty hot in her pics & I liked the reviews (not many). I think Rick's review was honest without being rude.

 

[ricflairjuniour]

Hey gordw,
Easy, boy. Are you off your medication ? My reviews tell it like it is, dude. Sandy was an hour late, she hates her own tits and was the first to come out and tell me so, she clicked with me (you're just going to have to live with that), Britney's cha cha was off, she's got lots of tats and they were never mentioned before. I could go on. We all have different standards in women and different tolerances when it comes to hygiene. Britney's cha cha bothered me; maybe you're okay with it -- more power to you. Stand down and don't make yourself look any more idiotic.

 

[RemyMartin]

may be gordw fall in love with every hooker he's been with.

 

[james_Mudenka]

gordw, is right, while we must post accurate reviews, let's avoid obvious fabrications and distortions of the truth.

to take her ass as an example, she has a firm looking ass but when you squeeze it felt like a 40 year old ass

I find this statement quite contradictory and highly suspicious. If the Ass looks firm, then it must definately feel firm.

 

[ricflairjuniour]

Mudenka, meet her and you'll see - looks firm; feels saggy. By the way, aren't you the guy who writes from Renfrew, picks up street-walkers on Montreal Road and was told by Carrie Moon on TERB that she wasn't interested in seeing you again because you changed positions 30 times in an hour, and treated her like a pin cushion, instead of a woman ?

 

[Frankfurt]

Gordw is completely out to lunch. There is nothing wrong with this review. Are we this bored in Ottawa that we need to start a flame war for no good reason whatsoever?

Thanks to Gordw, others may think twice about posting any reviews at all. Thanks Gordw for putting more people off of reviewing in Ottawa. Just what we needed, another incentive for Ottawa hobbyists NOT TO POST!!!!!

 

[figjam4]

It seems that no matter what is posted here, good review, bad review, indifferent review, the person that post the review gets slammed. Why is that?

I tend to stay with MP's and so far I have been to Body Care, Studio 34, Michelles, Penny Love, Vivan and Jasmin, they are all different, and I liked them all for different reasons, Jasmin is my favourite. I wonder if I will get slammed for posting this? Bet I will, someone out there will attack, saying that there is not enough information, or that my favourite MP is not as good as his favourite or some other detail, real or imagined. No wonder there are so few people willing to say anything here.

 

[Mable]

This is interesting. I never thought that Sandy would get anything but great reviews. Very pretty, hot, dresses well and has a tremendous attitude. True her breasts are small and not perky. But so what. She was one of the best experiences I ever had. I could never imagine anyone ever saying something negative or inferring that there was anything wrong with her. And I am picky. I would not approach most of what you guys like. Go figure.

 

[langeweile]

Objective reviews???? Are you guys joking? What the hell is an objective review anyway?
The only true objective review would be an unbiased scientific one. I don't believe this is the purpose of this board.
ALL reviews here a purely subjective, because we all have our perceptions and expectations on what a good SP should be.

Lighten up people.

 

[therealmg]

I have been reading through the posts on this thread and have a few comments to make. I have been registered for a while but have only looked at this site a few times because I have not been active in the scene for about 6 months. In any event I have had plenty of experience with the Ottawa scene in the past but generally do not put a whole lot of emphasis on review boards in deciding whether to see an escort as I feel the whole experience is both personal and highly subjective. I understand that review boards such as this can provide a valuable service if the reviews are respectful and objective.However, the recent post made by Mr.Flair does not fall under that category. His review is highly subjective and as gordw says probably involves fabrication. This sounds more like a guy who needs to blow up his own ego on a chat board to people who don't even know him than anything of any real value. If he thinks that somehow by putting a wonderful young lady like Sandy down, that she and others from Montreal will want to come back here, he should have his head examined.I have seen others complain about the quality of SP's in Ottawa and their hopes that more Montreal ladies would come here. All I can say about that is that I hope the likes of Sandy do not read these reviews or they will surely reconsider coming here at all.Mr Flair needs an attitude adjustment. Personally Rick, I couldn't give a sh*t how hot you think you are and I can't see how that is much value to anyone else here. Obviously you feel the need to inflate your ego on this forum.My guess is that you need to pump yourself up because you have a flabby 80year old ass and a withered shrivelled up dick.
In any event I too have met Sandy on a number of occasions and she is gorgeous, provides excellent service and is a wonderful young lady to talk to.She certainly doesn't deserve to terated like a slab of meat. Do you honestly think Mr. Flair, that if she knows it was you who wrote the review that she will want to see you again. If you clicked with her as you say, you have certainly f*cked that up now haven't you? But of course you are so full of yourself you really wouldn't care about that would you..........out.


Sincerely, brother of Hulk Hogan

 

[too2shy]

I find this statement quite contradictory and highly suspicious. If the Ass looks firm, then it must definately feel firm.

lol ya.. cuz looks are NEVER decieving right.. never.nope. no way.. can't be.. oh heavens no.. this is never the case.. never looked better than it is.. yeap yeap.. right-o old chap.

 

[too2shy]

Mudenka, meet her and you'll see - looks firm; feels saggy. By the way, aren't you the guy who writes from Renfrew, picks up street-walkers on Montreal Road and was told by Carrie Moon on TERB that she wasn't interested in seeing you again because you changed positions 30 times in an hour, and treated her like a pin cushion, instead of a woman ?

dude. now you're sinking to his level with a personal slight.

 

[heavyg2]

Guys please relax...the original post is no better or worse than others I've seen here and, based on the things I look for, the post wouldn't stop me from seeing Sandy and actually had the opposite affect!! No review will ever be objective so please get over that or the personal attacks.

PS. if you're not in the room, its hard to argue with what she said and didn't say.

 

[too2shy]

Ric, Maybe she was late with your appointment because you were late in getting there, or you were to flaky to confirm an exact time! Further maybe she was late because as you pointed out she is not a clock watcher. I am not sure which day you saw her but if it was Thursday nite, she arrived late from Montreal. considering you basically were negative on Miss Britt and Sandy but you think little lacie from Ottawaplaygirls is a 'looker', I am beginning to wonder if the sh*t in your eyes has also clouded your judgement! And for the record anybody that knows Sandy and there are many of you that do, the BS that RicflairJUNIOR is spouting, like, "the best looking bang in ottawa" is simply not Sandy talking, she would never say anything like that! But I guess when your life experiences are limited, you have to build up your esteem in some fashion to keep the fantasy going! And for the record as well, Miss Britt Does not have a funny smelly 'cha cha'! So little ricky, keep your fantasies alive and the left hand pump'in!!!

gordw. this type of post is uncalled for. you have a difference of opinion fine. but you CAN NOT testify to some woman's pussy smelling good every moment of every day. like.. wtf?? and how is it possible for you to attest to the level of language of a person you have a limited professional relationship with..

women are magic.. they never appear the same more than once...

 

[RemyMartin]

therealmg:as long as the girls for montreal can make good money here they will keep coming. If not they won't, doesn't matter what reviews the have.
some montreal girls keep coming here, and a few from Toronto said they will never coming back because of not enough business and too much no show.

 

[newinottawa]

This is too funny. I think some of you guys get too attached to your favorite SPs. Anyone think therealmg is Sandy herself?

 

[therealmg]

Hey a**hole I am not Sandy, I have a dick .Maybe if your not busy tonite you can come over and blow it for me.......Anyone else out there want to take a shot at me?? Bring it on!!!!

 

[newinottawa]

Hey a**hole I am not Sandy, I have a dick .Maybe if your not busy tonite you can come over and blow it for me.......Anyone else out there want to take a shot at me?? Bring it on!!!!

Why else would a first time poster (therealmg) be so offended by a review that, although not good, is not as bad as most bad reviews we have seen on here. Sandy, er I mean therealmg, stick your dick back in your pants and shut tf up.