Garden of Eden Escorts

Sandy – a drifting sand experience

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Mar 11, 2003
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Mariah was away for the week and my Sperm Retention Limit (SRL) was reached. My little head started to take over and I turned to Edens. They have available Sandy – Age 29, 36C-26-36, 5-7” Blue eye blonde. Okay, that meets my horny member’s needs…

After taking care of business and some minor chitchat, off to the massages. Nice soft hands.. she worked at “one MP” before and then was at Eden’s in 2003, left and returned. So far so good… it’s my turn and all was well.

I then sampled the hooters, nice naturals but slightly under attacked by gravity. Surveying the kitty revealed a nice shaven organ accessible to digital playing mode. All this time, Sandy was not taking any initiatives. I have to suggest “ Hey, feel free to touch me, I won’t bite…” Still, nothing..

At this point, I thought about different approaches and maybe shift gears. “How about a little attention for little fellow here ?” – I tried to be humble and polite. “umm, that will be extra tip …” “WTF ?? (not exactly those words)”. :mad:

I have never been asked for a “tip” for BJ. I was asked “What’s that (BJ) ?” on one other occasion and I have to teach but that’s another story. Needless to say, things go “downhill” from there.

She sensed the retreat and immediately put some Durex “play stuff lotion” on my member and proceeded with an aggressive HJ. At this point I just wanted to finish so I just squashed the lawn chair. Of course, her withdrawal was immediate and there was not much attempt to stay.

Afterwards, after the cigarettes were lit (NOT), there was no attempt to reconcile. There were excuses like – “ I expect people to tip me”, “ I don’t necessarily charged everyone for BJ..” “Only if they are too big or un-circumcised”, “ When the raincoat won’t fit because they are too big or too limp” – Yeah, all lame excuses.

I have only ever verbally “slammed” a SP this hard once one other time. In the mean time, you Terbite will have to draw your own conclusions.

Sandy is definitely not a GFE and can cost you a lot more before you are finished. She is entitled to charge for extra’s but the standard CBJ ? I think Eden better start talking to her….
 
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Ashley Madison
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