Roommates and Cupids merger

[MuffinMuncher]

So. Is the new agency going to be called Cu-mates or Room-pids?

I hear Goober is going to come back and be the towelboy.

Really Big News @ Cupids/Roommates

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Over the past few months I have been speaking a lot with Sara @ Roommates and we are proud to say that we just finished the final agreements, the accountant and lawyer have signed the papers and I am now the happy owner of Roommates and Cupids.

Sara will also now be available for appointments, call us for details on how to book this super hottie PSE/GFE, she is available for both incall and outcall.

Please feel free to call us to book all your appointment needs.

Jillian

 

[Roommates]

Alexa, Call me! The new Boss wants me to wear wings!

Sara

 

[CUPID]

Sara - GET BACK INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM NOW! Those sheets aren't going to clean themselves!

 

[lancerarms]

Why do I get the sinking feeling that my week long PSE booking with Sara is once again only going to happen in my mind

 

[MIRAGE]

Sara !!!!

Hey Jillian, can you please pencil me in for Sara's first appointment....

Rate please ?
Does she do half hours ?
Location?
Services ?
Can she please wear stockings?
Can she please wear a fur coat and leg warmers?
What is the difference between a PSE or GFE ?
Is she a smoker?

Does she have any Tattoos ?
Does she have any Cavaties ? On which teeth ?
How many cups of tea does she allow?
Is she YMMV ?
What size are her feet ?
Does she have nicely pedicured feet ?
What colour toe-nail polish?
Does she bite her nails ?
Can my friend watch? Is there an extra charge ?
Can I pre-book her for September 12, 2009 ?
Does she have a school girl outfit?
Can I walk into your incall and choose a girl ?
If I dont like her can I walk out ?
Who in hollywood do you say she resmbles ?

Im sorry you cannot reach me to verify my phone number, I dont have a cell phone......but I promise I will show up.

God Bless.....................Andy

 

[S.C. Joe]

Is this a Merger or a Hostile takeover ? lol

 

[lancerarms]

Sorry Andy - I have already requested her first booking - for a week!
But lmao at your post - makes you wonder how the phone guys handle this stuff - let alone the ladies.

 

[MIRAGE]

Oh Shit !

Sorry Andy - I have already requested her first booking - for a week!

Post a complaint on one of our girls and I will give you a free session....in exchange for your time slot with Sara...LOL.......

God Bless...........Andy

 

[CUPID]

Hey Jillian, can you please pencil me in for Sara's first appointment....
Rate please ?
~$140 for the half, $240 for the hour
Does she do half hours ?
~Yes
Location?
~I suspect you know that one already Mr. Andy
Services ?
~GFE/PSE Greek, CIM, ATM, RIM and she specializes in "the flying lotus" which is really just something you have to see to believe
Can she please wear stockings?
~Only if you do
Can she please wear a fur coat and leg warmers?
~Only if you call her Daniel
What is the difference between a PSE or GFE ?
~About a $40 tip
Is she a smoker?
~Smoking hot
Does she have any Tattoos ?
~She has a Cupid tattoo'ed on her lower back
Does she have any Cavaties ?
~She is sweet but not that sweet
How many cups of tea does she allow?
~How many you got in ya?
Is she YMMV ?
~No, she is a robot and her service is always going to be the same no matter what your hygiene is like
What size are her feet ?
~Left is a 4, Right is 9 Wide
Does she have nicely pedicured feet ?
~Yes
What colour toe-nail polish?
~No, they are a natural yellow
Does she bite her nails ?
~For an extra $20 she will
Can my friend watch? Is there an extra charge ?
~All inclusive
Can I pre-book her for September 12, 2009 ?
~Time, duration and location please
Does she have a school girl outfit?
~She can borrow mine
Im sorry you cannot reach me to verify my phone number, I dont have a cell phone......but I promise I will show up.

 

[LeeyahBabee]

Hey Jillian, can you please pencil me in for Sara's first appointment....
Rate please ?
~$140 for the half, $240 for the hour
Does she do half hours ?
~Yes
Location?
~I suspect you know that one already Mr. Andy
Services ?
~GFE/PSE Greek, CIM, ATM, RIM and she specializes in "the flying lotus" which is really just something you have to see to believe
Can she please wear stockings?
~Only if you do
Can she please wear a fur coat and leg warmers?
~Only if you call her Daniel
What is the difference between a PSE or GFE ?
~About a $40 tip
Is she a smoker?
~Smoking hot
Does she have any Tattoos ?
~She has a Cupid tattoo'ed on her lower back
Does she have any Cavaties ?
~She is sweet but not that sweet
How many cups of tea does she allow?
~How many you got in ya?
Is she YMMV ?
~No, she is a robot and her service is always going to be the same no matter what your hygiene is like
What size are her feet ?
~Left is a 4, Right is 9 Wide
Does she have nicely pedicured feet ?
~Yes
What colour toe-nail polish?
~No, they are a natural yellow
Does she bite her nails ?
~For an extra $20 she will
Can my friend watch? Is there an extra charge ?
~All inclusive
Can I pre-book her for September 12, 2009 ?
~Time, duration and location please
Does she have a school girl outfit?
~She can borrow mine
Im sorry you cannot reach me to verify my phone number, I dont have a cell phone......but I promise I will show up.

lol that's to cute... all very good answers! I love this board

 

[antaeus]

no sp is worth ~$140 for the half, $240 for the hour

much better available for lots less

try craigslists

 

[S.C. Joe]

But with craigslists, theres more of a chance of getting short changed. These company gals seem more of a sure bet she stay the full hour, IMO.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

no sp is worth ~$140 for the half, $240 for the hour
much better available for lots less
try craigslists

How much are you going to waste on Craigslist looking for that "much better for lots less"? If you're only worried about cost, get yourself a tube of KY and some internet porn and save yourself $234.59.

 

[Dani]

Damn:finally Toronto gets its act together. The city joins the 21st Century.

I heard that MM is going to be the greeter!

Dani

 

[Never Compromised]

Hey Jillian, can you please pencil me in for Sara's first appointment....


Can she please wear a fur coat and leg warmers?

Daniel? Is that you Daniel?

 

[lancerarms]

Post a complaint on one of our girls and I will give you a free session....in exchange for your time slot with Sara...LOL.......

God Bless...........Andy

Well I would never trade Sara... anyways it wouldn't work - I wouldn't know how to write the post - I was never much for writing fiction

 

[raven@mirage]

If the merge is forreal that will make things very interesting and I hope very profitable for everyone.

and would also make an interesting come back for myself.

 

[Never Compromised]

If the merge is forreal that will make things very interesting and I hope very profitable for everyone.

and would also make an interesting come back for myself.

Of course the merger is for real. Daniel came up with the cash to purchase both companies, and is currently interviewing women wearing fur and leg warmers.

 

[tboy]

Of course the merger is for real. Daniel came up with the cash to purchase both companies, and is currently interviewing women wearing fur and leg warmers.

That's not fur, and those aren't leg warmers

 

[danmand]

That's not fur, and those aren't leg warmers

Who in their right mind would put a leg warmer on a wooden leg?