Robin Williams has a plan

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I just g Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to
come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message..
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So,
here's one plan.'

1) 'The US / UK ? Canada , AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference'
in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere'
again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South
Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give
them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!! France will
welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a
special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like
it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
6) The US / UK Canada , Australia will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If
they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their
production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people
who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies
and fair weather friends here.. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter
or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly
Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't
that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled
masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
ot this forwarded to me , posted without comment ( at the moment)
 
No way Robin Williams had anything to do with this... guaranteed!
 
it was apparantly recorded at a show he did in new york, the text was forwarded to me as a birthday present
 
Are you guys really that gullible?

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George Carlin, Robin Williams, god knows who else. (mind you I thought the last rant attributed to Cosby was BS, turned out it was true.)
 
It is not widely known that Robin Williams funded most or much of the late Christopher "Superman" Reeves medical expenses. Apparently, his medical bill was around $400,000 annually.
 
I did say posted with no comment .

I could believe that his brain coiuld come up with this but did he ???????
 
Didn't you see my link to Snopes? Just google "Robin Williams plan for peace"... you'll find quite a few hits that debunk this.
 
I did say posted with no comment .

I could believe that his brain coiuld come up with this but did he ???????

You would have to be severely retarded to think Robin Williams would say this.
 
You can minimize your embarassment by editing the thread, click on "Go Advanced", then delete your first post.

This will then delete the entire thread.

Mercifully.