Reviews: Lindsay and Angel of C&E (Per Celticman's request)

woofwoof999

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As Celticman has indicated I don't post enought reviews here are 2 that I have seen over the past 2 weeks.

I will leave it up to others to post the links, as I can't be bothered.


1. Lindsay

She is way older than what she is advertised as. I would put her around 33-35. Skinny body. Had a kid. A bit of a sloppy tummy, but still a good body. Tanned.

I saw her at the incall, which is a bit of a sketchy building, always people smoking in the hallways and stairwells. The building stinks of weed.

Saw her for the half hour.

DATY, BBBJ were on the menu. LFK. I was hammered the night before, and just wanted to bang someone that was respectable, and I liked her pics.

The session lasted about 20 minutes, and I gave her a good pounding and then left.

She is alright looking, but I wouldn't repeat.

She was a 7/10.


2. Angel

I was her first customer. This is a funny one.

I called the agency, and she said she has a new girl.

Angel was pretty hot. But her inexperience level was high.

It was funny, they just finished her photo shoot, and then they told her she had her first customer.

She wore the outfit in her pics. She was tall, facially attractive.

She told me she was short on cash and this is why she got into the industry.

She did not ask for money, and told me that she was "told to offer me water". lol. She couldn't find the cups.

She asked me what I wanted to do, and I basically said the sky is the limit.

She basically allowed me to do everything.....

I digress.

We kiss, I face banged her, she licked my anal cavity, DATY. She was loving it, but almost too much in my opinion.

Me, being somewhat of an envelope pusher, I ask her to go into the other room in the couch, and to suck me off with the curtains opened.

She agreed. I sat on the leather couch while she sucked me.

After awhile, I was getting hard and wanted to bang.

She put on a condom, and mounted me.

I couldn't maintain it.

This is where it gets wierd.

She then offered me BBFS. I mentioned this to the owner of the agency when I left, as she was in the parking lot. I told her about it, and I said she was inexperienced, but she shouldn't be offering this.

After I declined her generous offer of BBFS, we proceeded with a BBBJ.

She deep throated me, and took me in very deeply.

When I was close to exploding, she was very deep into me, and when I came, I felt a rush of liquid on my cock.

She vomitted Tim Horton's coffee, with food residue all over my cock and anus.

I immediately jumped into the shower.

She apologized a great deal.

I just wanted to clean myself up and get out of there.

The service was great, the offer of BBFS wasn't, and the BBBJSW ending was great, but the vomit, not so much.

I am certain by the time the owner came up, there would have been no way for her to clean up her puke.

Granted, these things happen, but it has never happened to me. I guess I just made her gag and that my load was too thick and got stuck in her throat.

Or maybe I had spicy food the night before, and my explosion tasted like a hot burrito.

Who cares.

I liked Angel better than Lindsay, but I could never see Angel again on account of the BBFS offer, and I found her a little weird, despite her service levels.

I am sure she will get better with experience, and I know she would have been coached on appropriate behaviour by now.
 

Celticman

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As Celticman has indicated I don't post enought reviews here are 2 that I have seen over the past 2 weeks.

I will leave it up to others to post the links, as I can't be bothered.
Correction. You make a lot of odd and sometimes meaningless "contributions" to reviews by others. Quite a few of your recent posts were so weird the Mod deleted them. My comment was that for all of your off beat comments about the experience of others you had never created a review thread. That was a correct, factual statement. This current thread is a lame attempt to obfuscate the issue. Love the bit about the links.
 

woofwoof999

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Aug 18, 2012
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Correction. You make a lot of odd and sometimes meaningless "contributions" to reviews by others. Quite a few of your recent posts were so weird the Mod deleted them. My comment was that for all of your off beat comments about the experience of others you had never created a review thread. That was a correct, factual statement. This current thread is a lame attempt to obfuscate the issue. Love the bit about the links.
Look Skippy. I like posting things that are a bit wierd. Like the "AndyQuest" thread. You boys got all passionate about it. As if there was a racist by the name of "AndyQuest". One fool even confirmed there was a racist by the name AndyQuest.

In any event, your statement is not factual. Thus, you are both a liar, and an inacurate fool.

No go read my reviews.

I created a review thread this weekend on Bettie Knight.
 

woofwoof999

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Aug 18, 2012
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Correction. You make a lot of odd and sometimes meaningless "contributions" to reviews by others. Quite a few of your recent posts were so weird the Mod deleted them. My comment was that for all of your off beat comments about the experience of others you had never created a review thread. That was a correct, factual statement. This current thread is a lame attempt to obfuscate the issue. Love the bit about the links.
https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...istan-s-Angels-Bettie-Knight&highlight=bettie

Evidence of CelticMan`s ability to overtly lie in attempts to gain favorable public opinion.
 
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