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Review: Vanessa Love

KingofGirth

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May 1, 2007
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I had a 1 hour session with Vanessa Love last night. She comes to Ottawa occasionally with Lola Cherie (http://www.laceandcherries.com/vanessa-love/). I saw the ad on cerb originally, but I corresponded with Lola over regular email. The ad describes Vanessa as being 5'6", 130lbs, dfk, bbbj, cof, cim, DD breasts (enhanced). I liked the look of those curves and she had a few good reviews on the rosy board (stupid me) so I decided to go for it.

The location was an upscale downtown hotel. She's a bit bigger than I would have expected given the pictures and the description, but maybe that was just my expectation. She's attractive and has a nice curvy body. I took a quick shower and then we shared a small sip of wine that I had brought, then we moved to the bed. She offered to start me off with a massage, and because it's been a while since I've seen an SP and I was nervous, I agreed. Light massage for a few minutes, then turned over. Her hands sought junior out and she started to get him excited. Then on went the hat for about a 1 minute cbj. I was disappointed that there was no bbbj and that even covered, it didnt last longer, but I don't like to complain during the session because I worry that it will kill the mood. After the cursory cbj, she jumped on in cowgirl, we switched positions around a few times. In missionary, I tried to go in for some kissing, and I'd get in a peck on the lips and then she would turn her head sideways. Ok so no dfk OR lfk I think. What with one thing and another, while switching positions again, junior lost his enthusiasm. So she took the hat off and used her hands and asked me if she wanted me to finish with a hj. I said I'd really like finish with bj. She said No I don't do that because I'm afraid of getting disease. Ok so obviously no cim then. I asked if we could finish in Russian and we did. At the finish, obviously afraid of a cof, she pushed me away slightly and moved her face away. So no cof either.

Anyway, she's a nice girl, and it's possible that it was just that she felt no chemistry with me. I was clean and freshly shaved above and below. Maybe others will have a better experience, but this was mine. The doing part was good enough, and I really really wanted to enjoy the session, but it was disappointing to have all the advertised services not delivered.

Damage: 250.
Face: 7
Body: 7
Attitude: 5
Repeat: No

KoG
 

too2shy

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Yikes. For that donation too? Sorry for the experience man and thanks for the review. Her pics look solid tho. Too bad the service is sour.
 

ShootThenScore

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Considering her profile says her services include bbbj and cof, you had every right to call her out on not providing the services she allegedly offer. With that being mentioned, I can understand how you wanted to keep your cool and try to make the most of it. Real shame it turned out to be so lackluster. Even if you two didn't mesh all that well she certainly commands a high donation price. Naturally on her website she has plenty of glowing reviews so perhaps you caught her on an off night, although based on everything you mentioned in your review, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the reviews on her website are just fabricated pieces of fiction. Not like they'd put any negative reviews on there for people to see.

Bigger or not, she still looks pretty nice in her pictures. While I actually prefer natural to enhanced, I did get a chuckle over the use of the word "beautified" to describe her breasts.

Thanks for the review.
 

KingofGirth

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It is possible I got her on a bad day. On one of the reviews on the other board, one of the guys mentioned that 'bbbj was her speciality' and that dfk and cim were available. Maybe she was just intimidated by my Quasi Modo-like good looks and Buddha-like body

KoG
 

LikeRedHeads

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Jul 8, 2011
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Chemistry costing 250, no thanks I think I'll pass. I think if the SP thinks there is no chemistry she should refuse the encounter and give all the money back. A win-win situation: no bad review and no money wasted.
 

OutForFun

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Thanks for the review. If you were clean and polite you should have gotten much better value for your money. She charges at the level of a true pro and a true pro would have delivered. This is exactly the kind of information we need when decide who to see. When you're reviewed as providing bbbj and you charge $250 then getting it shouldn't be a matter of chemistry. Chemistry determines the overall intensity of the experience and turns a decent experience into an intense and passionate one.
 
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