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donkirkby

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Got together with Rachel of EC last night. I had called her earlier in the day, but she didn't answer. As soon as the fireworks were over, my phone rang. It was her looking to book. Made an appt. for half an hour later, and I went to her place on Lisgar. She was sharing a bare apt. with Maria of EC. When I got to the door, Rachel came to the door and yelled WHO IS IT?! I timidly answered that I was there for Rachel. She answered the door and I came in. Rachel had forgotten I was coming. Maria ran out the door and Rachel and I went into the room. She asked me how long, and I took the 1/2 hour option. We undressed and sat on the bed, and she told me she was out of condoms and that Maria would be coming back shortly with them. I wish she'd told me that before I took off my clothes.

We sat around talking about our Canada Day experiences, and she just kept talking about how drunk/stoned she had gotten and the money she spent which she now had to make back. After labouring conversation for 15 minutes, Maria returned and we now had condoms.

Rachel started with a mechanical cbj. She didn't work at it very long before I got semi-hard. She then lied down on her back next to me. I asked her if she would get on top, and she said she doesn't do that. She's too lazy. That's what she said.

I tried to get inside her, but it was obvious that I wasn't yet hard enough. It was also obvious that I would be responsible for getting myself hard enough. And not only that, but I only had a very strong suspicion she had a yeast infection. The smell was bad and there was white crumbly discharge. I was completely turned off. However, I was also adament about getting my money's worth. It took me a while to stiffen up (what with her giving me these looks that clearly said "what's wrong with you" and telling me about guys who when they can't get hard, they usually just give her the money and leave). Eventually we were good to go, and I finished up quick. Then she asked me to flush the condom and wrapper in the toilet; however, Maria was in the shower. I had to stand there naked for 10 minutes (I was damned if I wasn't going to clean up before putting my clothes back on and I had to get into the washroom to access materials for that), and then I cleaned up and left.


Rachel is a 19 year old who's probably 22/23 with very nice skin, great breasts, and pretty good ass. She has straight brown hair to just below her shoulders, and her teeth aren't the greatest. Fairly cute overal. When I left I was positive she had a yeast infection.

Appearance: 7/10
Performance: 2/10
Attitude: 5/10
My Experience: 3/10

Repeat: absolutely not. Though I've been weening myself off this habit for a while now and these shitty experiences go a long way to reminding me why I don't do it more often. I paid $120 for a half hour on Canada Day and the girl was young, so I kinda knew my outcome was a good possibility. But sometimes you give it a shot and you luck out. Maybe if I spent a bit more cash with more eperienced ladies more often ...

ah, well.
 
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Tip-Drill

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donkirkby said:
..... and she just kept talking about how drunk/stoned she had gotten and the money she spent which she now had to make back. ..... I asked her if she would get on top, and she said she doesn't do that. She's too lazy. That's what she said.

And not only that, but I had a very strong suspicion she had a yeast infection. The smell was bad and there was white crumbly discharge. I was completely turned off..... what with her giving me these looks that clearly said "what's wrong with you" .... When I left I was positive she had a yeast infection.

Repeat: absolutely not. Though I've been weaning myself off this habit for a while now and these shitty experiences go a long way to reminding me why I don't do it more often.
Her EC ad reads, in part, "My pleasure is pleasing you ... and I do so with NO RUSH! I am very friendly and sensual. I aim to please."

Isn't it interesting how the services and ages stated in escort ads are often at complete variance with reality?! You can't blame her for having a yeast infection but you can most certainly blame her for inconsiderately entertaining a client in a yeast-infected state .... the word "decorum" (or lack thereof) immediately comes to mind ....
 

ottawaguy03

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hi

Tip-Drill said:
Her EC ad reads, in part, "My pleasure is pleasing you ... and I do so with NO RUSH! I am very friendly and sensual. I aim to please."

Isn't it interesting how the services and ages stated in escort ads are often at complete variance with reality?! You can't blame her for having a yeast infection but you can most certainly blame her for inconsiderately entertaining a client in a yeast-infected state .... the word "decorum" (or lack thereof) immediately comes to mind ....
talk about toftt
 

CapitalGuy

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"Guys who can't get hard usually just give me the money and leave." Good fucking grief.

I HATE the little idiots who think they are entitled to our cash simply because we have it and they don't. I don't blame you one bit for insisting on staying and getting your money's worth after she dropped that line on you. I've done the same, just out of spite. Tiffany/Autumn from ottawaatnight is another one who said (virtually) the same thing. She wished guys would just come real quick and leave so she could go out and spend their money. When she said that, I held back and held back and held back, made her go through multiple positions, and even insisted she give me a massage when we were done, just to make the little so and so spend the full hour earning her cash.

Very nice review - thanks for saving me some money. The Ottawa early-20's girls simply suck - they seemingly don't understand that a little bit of give on their part would keep customers coming back again and again, and give them a lot more cash than they make by ripping off a guy one time. Thank goodness the Montreal early-20's girls are entirely different creatures.

Do you remember her address? You should print off your review and mail it to her, along with a count of the number of guys in Ottawa who have read that review, and presumably won't be spending any money on her.

Rant ends.
 
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I had been trying for ever to lasso this philly, but she never answered her phone or would call back durring the day when most cowboys are out on the range rastling up an honest day's wage. After reading this review I think I'll pass, it's a damn shame cuz that little philly don't ride cowgirl and cowgirl is a must if a gal's gonna ride with this cowboy! Too bad her pics are smokin'. The younger ones don't tend to be service oriented, they are very selfish, very few of them have the business sense to keep buckaroos like this cowboy comin' back. Shame that she also chooses to work when working conditions aren't the greatest thanks to the original poster for toftt. We should all buy him a beer!
 
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