REVIEW: Paris - 0012

[Jack_attack]

http://toronto.backpage.com/FemaleE...-80-specials-bouncy-perky-azz-blonde/29572188

I'm not going to waste a lot of breath on this one.

1. Photos are accurate, face isn't great, had an eastern european accent.

2. She stroked me till I was hard, threw a condom on and blew me for MAYBE 20 seconds and then said "Let's fuck."

3. At some point she said "I'd go on top, but I'm too tired. Maybe if it was earlier in the day" (it was 11pm)

4. After some mish I asked if we could flip to doggy. She cringed. Did it anyway. Cringing's the best.

5. Body odour. From her armpits. I think.

6. Would be surprised if I was in the room for longer than 10 minutes.

7. She was back on her phone before she even cleaned my cum off of her body.

I'll be honest here - I was trolling for something cheap tonight, and I got what I asked for and what I deserved. And now I report to the brotherhood like a good soldier. ONE DAY I WILL GIVE A GOOD REVIEW AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD.

I SWEAR TO GOD.

 

[dirkd101]

Thanks for the intel Shaun.

Line of the day goes to you;

7. She was back on her phone before she even cleaned my cum off of her body.

 

[bcd]

Thanks for the review and head's up Shaun

 

[cunnilinguist]

Thanks. I briefly considered her but when you can't even be bothered to post flattering pics I don't anticipate greatness. Holy cellulite, Batman.

 

[Jack_attack]

Nothing wrong with a BBW in my books, I like that jiggle sometimes. But. That doesn't make it a good experience by default.

 

[cunnilinguist]

I was married to a BBW. Nothing wrong with a BBW for free but if I'm paying I want the fantasy of a chick who would otherwise be out of my league.

 

[soul_assassin]

Wish I read this before I took the plunge. I contacted a few girls, she replied first so I went over. Should have went with the hottie that texted me back just before I knocked on the door :frusty:

She had another person in the bedroom (door closed), so we laid on the pulled out sofa-bed in the sitting room. I asked who was in the bedroom, she said her gf.

We undressed and she slapped a condom on, started sucking, and got me all going for what was supposed to be a nice quickie, then said "this isn't full service, it's only a blowjob or handjob"

WTF!!!!

EXTREMELY dishonest move!!! I busted and left.

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

 

[Jack_attack]

Wish I read this before I took the plunge. I contacted a few girls, she replied first so I went over. Should have went with the hottie that texted me back just before I knocked on the door :frusty:

She had another person in the bedroom (door closed), so we laid on the pulled out sofa-bed in the sitting room. I asked who was in the bedroom, she said her gf.

We undressed and she slapped a condom on, started sucking, and got me all going for what was supposed to be a nice quickie, then said "this isn't full service, it's only a blowjob or handjob"

WTF!!!!

EXTREMELY dishonest move!!! I busted and left.

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

I too was under the impression that her $80 offering was FS. Luckily I asked during our text exchange. When she clarified it wasn't, I said thanks but no thanks. She quickly responded saying she'd make an exception for me. Her desperation gave me a lot of pause, but it was late and I really want to get off, so I rolled with it. Like I said, I got what I paid for and what I deserved.

 

[florida]

Thanks for the heads up...hate shitty attitudes