Review - Melodie Birks @FKS

[SemiRetired]

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Can't believe there is not a single review yet on this girl. Anyway, only managed to afford a couple hours of time with her in this extremely short week. Besides, she is very much booked up by the time I got around to do the booking so the only spot left was pretty well the early day 2-hour appt time. The hotel she stayed in was not the usual suite hotel because it's all fullly booked already. A bit of a hassle with the hotel she stayed in since they installed a new access key systems in the elevators so Melodie needed to meet you in the small lobby area to bring you up. Not the most discrete way due to the small but quite busy lobby area. $12 for parking too.

Very very very friendly girl - good conversationist while sipping up wine. 50 minutes later after lots of chats, giggles, and more than half a bottle of wine, she finally asked me to head into the shower.

After I came out from the shower, she's still in that bulky and kind of ugly office worker outfit she wore when she met me in the lobby area. But that did not last long as she slowly and teasingly undressed herself in front of you down to her panties and bra. And tease more before she dropped her bra to show those nice 34Ds ... Yes, they are man-mades for sure. Tiny nipples with a bit of "too bouncy" feeling ... I would prefer girls who go for boob jobs go for the really high end stuff and make them look and feel like naturals .... Oh well, at least I could still live with them almost suffocating me .

This girl is built to please and she is no stranger to sex even at her very young age - she loves it and she loves to tease you as well. We were at it for about 50 minutes or so with lots of teasing and foreplay before I finally exploded deep inside her and with her long beautiful legs over my shoulder. The only thing is that she only does CBJ which is preferred for some clients anyway and is probably why her rate is only $500 for 2 hours as compared to $600-$700 for other FKS ladies.

Overall it was a very very positive experience. Will I repeat? Probably but only with the following changes. She is not a morning person at all so I would only go for an evening or night appt in the future which was what I wanted in the first place but there were none of those time slots left. Personally, my experience tells me to always book an evening appt for a first time encounter because of reason like the above.

Facially, she is not as attractive as I had hope for from the 9.5 rating someone gave her on Perb. OK, one big reason is that her skin is "too white" and she needs some makeup to highlight her facial characteristics and contrast her white skin. Since she woke up so late, she just did not have time to put on any make-up at all. If she put on some proper make-up and I hope Sydney would really coach her in this area too, this girl could look quite stunning having a face that kind of looks like a very very young Uma Thurman and the body too obviously. Her hair style could be better done to match her pics before a tour. Nicely done hands and feet for those who care. And one last thing, Melodie or Sydney if you are reading this, please don't cut your own hair .... God .... it's so obvious and it does not look good either!!! Please spend that $100 to go to a good hair stylist to get your long hair done and treated properly. And spend some time to put some makeup on too next time ....

Oh, for those who cares, has a clit ring and a nice tattoo at the back of her waist (what do you call those again???) ... Good kisser too and love to kiss for all those DFK lovers out there ....

 

[GlavaMan]

Excellent review!

 

[sp free]

Tramp stamp.

 

[northern_bear]

Can't believe there is not a single review yet on this girl.

Hmm. I wonder if it might have something to do with the price & service.

she only does CBJ which is preferred for some clients anyway and is probably why her rate is only $500 for 2 hours as compared to $600-$700 for other FKS ladies

Er, ya, I guess it has something to do with price and service.

Only $500?

ONLY $500!!!???

Come on man.

 

[Muff-dive]

Glad you had a great time,and great review.

 

[SemiRetired]

Quality vs Quantity

It is really not that bad. I fully understand her rate is not for everyone but you pay for what you get most of the time in life.

Look at it this way, her Ottawa hourly rate was $325/hr so it should have been $650 for 2 hours. I have to admit that I do adore Sydney and Melodie for giving true big discounts for 2-hour appts especially when we have seen what other agencies claim to give us big 2-hour discounts at $550-$575/hr when their ladies' regular rate at Montreal don't even worth $180/hr if you ask me.

You can also look at it another way. Where can u get some other high quality ladies (other than the usual very very few here) unless u make a trip to Montreal? Their normal minimum outcall rate at Montreal is $700 for 2 hours. Suites in Montreal aren't cheap, believe me! Been there and done that. $550-800/night and more (depending on the time of the year) easily after tax and some wine and cheese for any 4-5 stars hotels. By the time you are done spending a romantic and high octane "dinner date" there, you could easily be out $3.5k for just one evening when you add all the expenses together (transportation, suite, wine/drinks, cheese, snacks, gifts for some special occasions like Xmas, donation, nice dinner and more wine, plus other misc. expenses). It adds up pretty fast.

At my age, it is really more like "Quality vs Quantity" for me any day or any week .

Hmm. I wonder if it might have something to do with the price & service.



Er, ya, I guess it has something to do with price and service.

Only $500?

ONLY $500!!!???

Come on man.

 

[JPsoHot]

So enough fiddle faddle about quality and how cheap you are and how much money you have under your mattress.............Did you do her?? or at your age......did your turtle not come out of its shell that night!!! LOL

 

[the_hwyman]

Their normal minimum outcall rate at Montreal is $700 for 2 hours. Suites in Montreal aren't cheap, believe me! Been there and done that. $550-800/night and more (depending on the time of the year) easily after tax and some wine and cheese for any 4-5 stars hotels. By the time you are done spending a romantic and high octane "dinner date" there, you could easily be out $3.5k for just one evening when you add all the expenses together (transportation, suite, wine/drinks, cheese, snacks, gifts for some special occasions like Xmas, donation, nice dinner and more wine, plus other misc. expenses). It adds up pretty fast.

Sorry, no offence...but it doesn't "add up" for me...and I have "been there, done that". I too prefer quality over quantity and I would be the last one to tell anyone else what is right or wrong with how they want to do things. But to talk realistically and openly about the costs like you have just doesn't jive for the average joe.

Actually, I do a "Montreal run" for this kind of fun every 4-6 months and have been doing it for a couple of years now (usually go with a friend or two who also "dabble" and then we go for dinner/drinks, etc)...and it's nowhere near as pricey as you make it out to be unless YOU want it to be that pricey. In which case, that's fine if that is YOUR thing...but don't pass it off like that is the norm for anyone else wondering about the costs...

For starters, if you want to talk about cost differences here between local and going to Mtl or whatever...you need to only identify those specific costs. If you want to go "out of the town" drinking and dining, get lavish suites, buy lavish gifts, etc...that's YOUR call which again is fine (I've also done this)...but is immaterial in this "realistic" cost comparison.

The true cost comparison is JUST on the travel, accommodations and "services". So in that vein:

Travel...

You could drive down...$60 gas roundtrip (plus any parking) or $66 roundtrip on the train. I personally like the train, cheap, easy, convenient and no worries about parking, drinking or whatnot and you can adjust the ticket easily if you want to leave early or stay another day...no extra costs.

Accommodations...

Who needs a high end suite? I don't subscribe to being el cheapo and bargain bottom, but I regularly stay in very nice hotels with large, very nice rooms in Mtl and they are typically worth ~$200-250/night regular rate. If you have CAA or that type of thing...you can easily knock $50 off that rate.

Services...

I have paid from $150/hr - $300/hr in Mtl but the average is $180-200/hr for as good or better (typically better) than local (and not just all young ones from the big 3 agencies...even more mature ones and Indies too). When I do find "the really good ones", then I repeat for multihours on subsequent visits. Of all these superb ones I've found (thanks to Merb), NONE of them are over $200/hr and in every case I can get 3 hrs of quality time for $450-500.


Bottomline...one night of fun in Montreal:

- Train (1 day)
= $62+GST(no PST)=$66

- Hotel (1 day - CAA rate - King Size, Large room, sofa, chairs, desk, shower & jet tub)
= $150+taxes=$171

- 2-3hrs with any number of my favorites (2hr=$320+tip or 3hr=$450+tip)

Total = $557-687 + tip (any more you want to spend over that is up to you but not mandatory)

The above is a fact...been there, done that...lately it has costed me more because I've been going for 2-3 days and visiting a few ladies or doing the wining and dining as well...but the above is the base "package" if you will...and is what should be used for any baseline comparisons. Even in the above baseline, 1 night in Mtl (travel & accomodation) and a 2 or 3 hr outcall comes in cheaper or at best same cost as seeing the average FKS girl locally on tour for a 2hr outcall (~$700/2hrs).

 

[SemiRetired]

Apple to Apple

Hwyman, no offense taken. Don't worry. I was not trying even for a single bit to cast about what the cost could be for a typical fun Montreal trip.

Yes, everyone knows Montreal is such a great city that you can get some really young and quite a few hot looking girls for $180/hr in your example. However, that would not be comparing apple against apple. I was merely trying to put into perspective that the FKS tour rate is not that bad at all. That's all.

Believe me, having just done it last week with a trip to Montreal, my numbers are very very very accurate if you are looking for apple-to-apple comparison to see FKS or higher end Indies for a "dinner date". I personally always go for "dinner dates" for such overnight trips.

First, my train cost one-way was ~$52 and not $66 round trip like what you mentioned. Maybe I did not pre-buy ahead? I don't know because I was planning to drive originally. I changed my mind in the morning of the trip because of the snowy weather and bad driving conditions. Return one-way was the same price. Buying a round trip ticket would have saved me ~$3 if I had done that.

Second, FKS and other higher end Indies don't go to $150-$200 hotels, and believe me, that is a fact too. They only visit selected 4 stars and 5 star hotels. Yes, the suite was my choice but it's only $200 difference anyway compared to a nice room most of the time so I always loved to spoil myself and the ladies I saw in such trips. ~$600 there this time.

Third, a "dinner date" with FKS ladies or any higher end Indies are like $1200-$1800. And yes, this happened in Montreal but I was looking for more than just plain sex at my age.

Fourth, the cheapest nice dinner and cocktails at the bar for such dates for me personally cost around $300. Sometimes even quite more - depends a lot on what you drink.

Fifth, gifts are of course optional but I figure I should be generous during a Xmas visit especially with one of my very best favourites or THE ONE FAVOURITE. LOL! ~$1k.

There you go. Add them up and I think it should close to whatever I said before. And once again, one can get very good looking and young girls at Montreal for much much less. I know that. Just not what I was looking for or comparing to when I posted the previous comment. I prefer a more slow, romantic, intimate and sophisticated encounter while I can still afford to financially and physically.

And finally JP will always be JP. As long as he is around, no one would even dare to come to claim his No.1 spot or even come close to the 2nd spot .

 

[the_hwyman]

you can get some really young and quite a few hot looking girls for $180/hr in your example. However, that would not be comparing apple against apple.

Actually, the favs of mine I was referring to were not the young girls from the agencies at all. Most of my fav repeats are upscale indies that average between 35 - 45 yrs of age, classy, sensual, romantic...not just the "wham bam" like you said...I too am not into that (most of the time anyway) and prefer the romantic, slow, multi-hour encounters too. But I personally do not buy into the "upscale" FKS type, when I can get the same for less without the "upscale attitude"...IMO anyway.

First, my train cost one-way was ~$52 and not $66 round trip like what you mentioned. Maybe I did not pre-buy ahead?

Yeah, if you book minimum 2-3 weeks in advance...you can get the $66 roundtrip rate (supersaver they call it).

Second, FKS and other higher end Indies don't go to $150-$200 hotels, and believe me, that is a fact too.

Oh I don't doubt it...but that just "rubs" me the wrong way...gives me a real "snotty" impression which is a major turnoff for me. Plus, the 150-200/night hotels I was referring to were not HoJos, Novatels, DaysInn or the like either...I'm talking Marriot, Bonaventure, Vogue level...if they're not gonna go to those hotels...they've got "issues" IMO... LOL

Third, a "dinner date" with FKS ladies or any higher end Indies are like $1200-$1800. And yes, this happened in Montreal but I was looking for more than just plain sex at my age.

Again, I don't doubt it...but that is also not the norm and not what most want to do. Personally, I do the dinner date thing too on occassion...difference there is that I usually do it with the ones I've seen repeatedly over time and have established a "connection" with...so we usually go out for dinner, drinks, etc (no charge other than I buy) and then the only charge is just for the other "activities" for a few hours worth but even then comes in at less than half of what you've quoted above. Oh...and I'm in the 40+ category myself... ;-)

I prefer a more slow, romantic, intimate and sophisticated encounter

We're no different in that regard...