Review - Lyla at Escape

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'Twas so often now it seems, streets covered with toil and crud
Staying home was a virtue, 'cause the road was full of mud
But I came in from the snowy wilderness, a creature void of form
"Come in," Lyla said, "I'll give ya shelter from that storm"

Not a word was spoke between us, naturally little risk involved
Everything up to that point was never left unresolved
For Escape try imagining a place where it's always safe and warm
"Come in," Lyla said, "I'll give ya shelter from that storm"

After time, I was burned out from exhaustion, very high on that scale
Languishing in the bushes and blown out on this tale
Hunted like a crocodile, ravaged and so worn
"Come in," Lyla said, "I'll give ya shelter from that storm"

I’ve heard sounds from other rooms, wailin’ like a mournin’ dove
Likely Vlad with broken teeth stranded without love
Do you have a question, guys, are you hopeless and forlorn?
Come in,” Lyla said, “I’ll give you shelter from that storm

And if you should decide to pass that way, you can always rest assured
She'll always do her best for you, this hot shorty little bird
In this industry of steel-eyed death and men who are fighting to be warm
"Come in," Lyla will say, "I'll give ya shelter from your storm"

~Bob Dylan Shelter from the Storm (kinda, sorta but not really)
 
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To be fair, @tb_12_GOAT doesn't have Gisele anymore, so maybe throw him a few more details, @speakercontrols!!

As I'm sure you know, most women don't want details on TERB or even their name. I mean, apparently even before she started at Escape one woman passed a message to me via others; no reviews.:cry: I was dying to do one in a "Green Eggs & Ham" rhyme style. She's not a fan of my mythopoeia I guess. Bummer.

I have no desire to potentially piss off Lyla with any more details because if you piss one off, you piss off all of Escape I'm sure. Then I get the pinchy-finger treatment. That's not fun. I don't like that.
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Maybe I'll do one anyway....even before I see her. ...and then what I wonder?

Will she kick me in the nuts, I ask with dread?
Will she throw me on the ground instead?
Will she glare and stomp and make a sound?
Will she chase me all around the town?
I ask and ask, my worries run amok
Oh tell me, tell me, what’s my luck?



..but anyways....It's also a small industry and many Escorts are also monitoring TERB. They see I'm a detail guy, I annoy them. I annoy them, it's not as much fun. Then they want me to verify. Give deposits. Shit like that. It just is. Sorry Goat, priorities.

So, Lyla is a great, pretty woman who I enjoy my time with. As others will as well I'm sure.
 
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