I haven't posted a review since the new Harper law came into effect, but given the nature of my session with Kate Von Katz, I am compelled to post an updated review. I've seen Kate Von Katz a number of times and the sessions have always been pleasurable. But I'm not sure what to make of this recent visit given it was one of the most bizarre encounters I have had with a service provider in my years of hobbying. Take note that Kate has relocated to Montreal and now tours in Ottawa.
I took the liberty to book a one hour session with her this week and met her at a very nice downtown hotel. Communication was good via text, as always. When I arrived she looked as lovely as always. Her pictures are very accurate. As soon as I took off my coat and washed up, she mentioned she forgot about the coffee she made earlier and went to get it. Once she returned with her coffee, she sat down and started a conversation about Montreal and her new life there. Five minutes went by where Kate then started to rant about men and how sad it was that men 'think with their dicks' and want pussy so bad 'they pay for it'. I didn't say a word. She continue to vent her frustration about her male clients and her dissatisfaction with them not pleasuring her that she noted she is now starting to drop regulars that do not know how to 'arouse' her.
By this point in time I was hoping she would break from the commentary and get down to business given the clock was running. I made the motion for us to get undressed and get in bed. While she was undressing she says to me: "You are going to rub my back." I respond: "Excuse me?". She continues - "I'm serious. I just woke up and if you want me to pleasure you, you need to pleasure me, so rub my back." At this point, I figure why not. Maybe she just needs to relax a bit first. So I rub her neck and back for about 5 min. After the back rub, she turns around and says with a serious face: "Now I want you to eat my pussy." I laughed ... She didn't laugh back. So, we get into a 69 position and I'm in full DATY mode while she is in BBBJ mode (she was doing a great job at it).
At this point, I'm waiting for Marty McFly and Doc to bust open the door so they can thrown me in the DeLorean to go back in time to when I booked the appointment, but no luck. The adventure continues ...
Kate grabs the condom and the lube and she goes on a rant about the low quality of the lube that was recommended to her. She gets up and goes to the bathroom to grab a towel to wipe her hands of the lube. She comes back, the condom goes on and we start in doggy style position. That lasted 60 seconds where she said she wasn't comfortable. We switched to missionary and not even one minute into it she says: "Are you just going to ram away at me? You're so lazy. If you really think women like you ramming away at them, then you should know there are other ways to pleasure a woman." And so began Part II of Kate's epic rant on men ... While my dick was in her. It continued on for the duration of our one hour session. She just would ... not ... stop ... talking. I barely spoke the entire time.
For the finish, she crouched down by the bed and gave me a lackluster hand job while telling me her philosophy on men and their general lack of capability to pleasure a woman. It was very difficult for me to keep my hard on the entire time.
Over the time I've known Kate, I understand she is a quirky character but that last session I had with her was really bizarre. Not sure what's going on in that mind of hers, but clearly it is not focused on pleasuring her male clients. You've been warned!
Her website: http://www.katevonkatz.com
I took the liberty to book a one hour session with her this week and met her at a very nice downtown hotel. Communication was good via text, as always. When I arrived she looked as lovely as always. Her pictures are very accurate. As soon as I took off my coat and washed up, she mentioned she forgot about the coffee she made earlier and went to get it. Once she returned with her coffee, she sat down and started a conversation about Montreal and her new life there. Five minutes went by where Kate then started to rant about men and how sad it was that men 'think with their dicks' and want pussy so bad 'they pay for it'. I didn't say a word. She continue to vent her frustration about her male clients and her dissatisfaction with them not pleasuring her that she noted she is now starting to drop regulars that do not know how to 'arouse' her.
By this point in time I was hoping she would break from the commentary and get down to business given the clock was running. I made the motion for us to get undressed and get in bed. While she was undressing she says to me: "You are going to rub my back." I respond: "Excuse me?". She continues - "I'm serious. I just woke up and if you want me to pleasure you, you need to pleasure me, so rub my back." At this point, I figure why not. Maybe she just needs to relax a bit first. So I rub her neck and back for about 5 min. After the back rub, she turns around and says with a serious face: "Now I want you to eat my pussy." I laughed ... She didn't laugh back. So, we get into a 69 position and I'm in full DATY mode while she is in BBBJ mode (she was doing a great job at it).
At this point, I'm waiting for Marty McFly and Doc to bust open the door so they can thrown me in the DeLorean to go back in time to when I booked the appointment, but no luck. The adventure continues ...
Kate grabs the condom and the lube and she goes on a rant about the low quality of the lube that was recommended to her. She gets up and goes to the bathroom to grab a towel to wipe her hands of the lube. She comes back, the condom goes on and we start in doggy style position. That lasted 60 seconds where she said she wasn't comfortable. We switched to missionary and not even one minute into it she says: "Are you just going to ram away at me? You're so lazy. If you really think women like you ramming away at them, then you should know there are other ways to pleasure a woman." And so began Part II of Kate's epic rant on men ... While my dick was in her. It continued on for the duration of our one hour session. She just would ... not ... stop ... talking. I barely spoke the entire time.
For the finish, she crouched down by the bed and gave me a lackluster hand job while telling me her philosophy on men and their general lack of capability to pleasure a woman. It was very difficult for me to keep my hard on the entire time.
Over the time I've known Kate, I understand she is a quirky character but that last session I had with her was really bizarre. Not sure what's going on in that mind of hers, but clearly it is not focused on pleasuring her male clients. You've been warned!
Her website: http://www.katevonkatz.com
