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Hey fellas,
Went for a visit with the East Coast French Lady (no idea what her name is). Pictures, as you might expect, are overly flattering. Boobs are advertised size, maybe bigger, but she's bigger overall. A small BBW.
French Lady is a good conversationalist and a really good dirty talker and that's about where the positives end. To start, she pulled out a flavoured condom for the CBJ, told me that unflavoured condoms were disgusting, and jokes that now she can give blowjobs for two minutes instead of one thanks to the flavour. Ha ha, hilarious.
45 seconds later she was DONE - couldn't even make the full two minutes. Not funny anymore. Time for sex. She went missionary and things started up. Like I said, she was a good dirty talker so it was pretty nice, and she did things like pull me into her and control my thrusts and stuff, which was hot. After a couple minutes I asked if we could go CG.
No.
Back problems, she said.
That's my least favourite shit of all time. MPOS is a GIVEN. Don't say "True GF" in your ad if you can't even do MPOS.
Anyway, all of 10 minutes in to the session, it was over. We had a decent chat as I was getting dressed and then I was gone.
Repeat? Nah.
EDIT: Now that I'm reminiscing, I'm pretty certain she was rushing me to get to the next client. She had had some texting issues telling me the room number, so I didn't end up getting in to the room until 15 minutes after the appointment was supposed to start. As I was leaving, she complained to me about her incoming client. So yeah, she was definitely rushing me.
Hey fellas,
Went for a visit with the East Coast French Lady (no idea what her name is). Pictures, as you might expect, are overly flattering. Boobs are advertised size, maybe bigger, but she's bigger overall. A small BBW.
French Lady is a good conversationalist and a really good dirty talker and that's about where the positives end. To start, she pulled out a flavoured condom for the CBJ, told me that unflavoured condoms were disgusting, and jokes that now she can give blowjobs for two minutes instead of one thanks to the flavour. Ha ha, hilarious.
45 seconds later she was DONE - couldn't even make the full two minutes. Not funny anymore. Time for sex. She went missionary and things started up. Like I said, she was a good dirty talker so it was pretty nice, and she did things like pull me into her and control my thrusts and stuff, which was hot. After a couple minutes I asked if we could go CG.
No.
Back problems, she said.
That's my least favourite shit of all time. MPOS is a GIVEN. Don't say "True GF" in your ad if you can't even do MPOS.
Anyway, all of 10 minutes in to the session, it was over. We had a decent chat as I was getting dressed and then I was gone.
Repeat? Nah.
EDIT: Now that I'm reminiscing, I'm pretty certain she was rushing me to get to the next client. She had had some texting issues telling me the room number, so I didn't end up getting in to the room until 15 minutes after the appointment was supposed to start. As I was leaving, she complained to me about her incoming client. So yeah, she was definitely rushing me.
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