Review: Abbie

Old-T

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Jul 18, 2005
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I had a very odd experience for me. I intended to see Janda this weekend but wound up stuck in Ottawa and unable to get to Toronto. I should have stayed in my room and just recalled all the fond memories I had of Janda.

Instead I looked around Ottawa. I found few reviews, so I went onto the web with little guidance. It wouldn’t have mattered much because a grand total of four ladies answered or replied to 26 e-mails and phone calls. One of those was a lady in Montreal who apologized that she couldn’t come to Ottawa, one was borderline rude on the phone, and one I didn’t hear from until to late in the evening.

So, by default, I saw Abbie. It was somewhat surreal.

She was polite, on time, and the apartment was clean.

The pictures on http://www.sexyescortpersonals.com/escort-90-35044.html and at
http://ca.profiles.yahoo.com/jeaninedmonton are her, but they seem a few years out of date.

Abbie (also seems to go by “Lacy”) claims to be 40. It is possible she is (I can be a poor judge of age), but I would guess significantly closer to 50, or a hard-aged 40. She is much thinner than her pictures.

I arranged for an hour, arrived on time, and tried to ring in at the front door of the apartment building. No matter what combination I tried it wouldn’t buzz in her apartment. I should have taken that as a Karma warning, but I didn’t. I finally trailed in on the key of another resident.

When I got upstairs Abbie turned out to be the most mechanical, clinical lady I have ever seen. The mechanics were fine, but a mechanical artifice would have been the same. NO connection at all. NONE, and that is something I always make a sincere effort to generate something there. It is a very important part of things for me. I thought, OK, this is an emotionless encounter, let’s see what we can do. I asked for oral, then a massage for her, then CG. She said fine, then promptly forgot.

Step 1, clothes off. Step 2, cover on. Step 3, 30 seconds of oral. Step 4, hop on and start CG. More non-reactive mechanical motions. Finish. Wipe off. Done. Not quite 20 min start to finish. Phone rings, she says Call back in 15 minutes, I’ll be done here. I had no interest in staying so I left even earlier than that.

Overall, for the price I didn’t expect an all-star performance, but even with minimum expectations I was disappointed.

For someone else the reaction might have been different. If the mechanics are more important for someone, and you are looking for a faceless encounter, Abbie might be fine. But even so I would only arrange for a 30 min session because I am guessing none last much longer than that.

Phone: 613-255-0371
Website: http://ca.profiles.yahoo.com/jeaninedmonton

Cost: $150
Length: Scheduled for 1 hr, lasted 30 min.
 

The Lurker

All grown up. :O
Sep 7, 2005
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Sorry to hear. ALWAYS ask a friend! Janda is NOT in the same class, or even in the same city!!!!

All I can do is commiserate. Should Janda ever come to Ott, I will not only come out of retirement, but have her driven where ever she wants! Hmmm. Such blonde goodness.

Who you saw, while a very nice person, is not in the same league.

Ova!
 

antlerman

All about the fun!
Jun 28, 2005
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retirement???

Lurk????
What you talking about Willis??
 

Justin_time

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Jul 15, 2005
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Old-T said:
Step 1, clothes off. Step 2, cover on. Step 3, 30 seconds of oral. Step 4, hop on and start CG. More non-reactive mechanical motions. Finish. Wipe off. Done. Not quite 20 min start to finish. Phone rings, she says Call back in 15 minutes, I’ll be done here. I had no interest in staying so I left even earlier than that.

Overall, for the price I didn’t expect an all-star performance, but even with minimum expectations I was disappointed.

For someone else the reaction might have been different. If the mechanics are more important for someone, and you are looking for a faceless encounter, Abbie might be fine. But even so I would only arrange for a 30 min session because I am guessing none last much longer than that.

Phone: 613-255-0371
Website: http://ca.profiles.yahoo.com/jeaninedmonton

Cost: $150
Length: Scheduled for 1 hr, lasted 30 min.

Old-T hit the nail right on the head. His description is very accurate. I met Lacy ( aka abbie ) a few months back and came to the same conclusion. Would never repeat.

Justin
 

Jabba

Indy reviewer
May 15, 2003
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Sorry Old-T U got screwed by Jean

Old-T said:
I had a very odd experience for me. I intended to see Janda this weekend but wound up stuck in Ottawa and unable to get to Toronto. I should have stayed in my room and just recalled all the fond memories I had of Janda.

Instead I looked around Ottawa. I found few reviews, so I went onto the web with little guidance. It wouldn’t have mattered much because a grand total of four ladies answered or replied to 26 e-mails and phone calls. One of those was a lady in Montreal who apologized that she couldn’t come to Ottawa, one was borderline rude on the phone, and one I didn’t hear from until to late in the evening.

So, by default, I saw Abbie. It was somewhat surreal.

She was polite, on time, and the apartment was clean.

The pictures on http://www.sexyescortpersonals.com/escort-90-35044.html and at
http://ca.profiles.yahoo.com/jeaninedmonton are her, but they seem a few years out of date.

Abbie (also seems to go by “Lacy”) claims to be 40. It is possible she is (I can be a poor judge of age), but I would guess significantly closer to 50, or a hard-aged 40. She is much thinner than her pictures.

I arranged for an hour, arrived on time, and tried to ring in at the front door of the apartment building. No matter what combination I tried it wouldn’t buzz in her apartment. I should have taken that as a Karma warning, but I didn’t. I finally trailed in on the key of another resident.

When I got upstairs Abbie turned out to be the most mechanical, clinical lady I have ever seen. The mechanics were fine, but a mechanical artifice would have been the same. NO connection at all. NONE, and that is something I always make a sincere effort to generate something there. It is a very important part of things for me. I thought, OK, this is an emotionless encounter, let’s see what we can do. I asked for oral, then a massage for her, then CG. She said fine, then promptly forgot.

Step 1, clothes off. Step 2, cover on. Step 3, 30 seconds of oral. Step 4, hop on and start CG. More non-reactive mechanical motions. Finish. Wipe off. Done. Not quite 20 min start to finish. Phone rings, she says Call back in 15 minutes, I’ll be done here. I had no interest in staying so I left even earlier than that.

Overall, for the price I didn’t expect an all-star performance, but even with minimum expectations I was disappointed.

For someone else the reaction might have been different. If the mechanics are more important for someone, and you are looking for a faceless encounter, Abbie might be fine. But even so I would only arrange for a 30 min session because I am guessing none last much longer than that.

Phone: 613-255-0371
Website: http://ca.profiles.yahoo.com/jeaninedmonton

Cost: $150
Length: Scheduled for 1 hr, lasted 30 min.
You could have had the "real" Abbie on Escorts-Canada but the end result would still be the same - out $ and still feeling screwed.
If you want some friendly advice, - don't try to book Ottawa Sun talent. You should book with someone from Montreal visiting Ottawa
 

tdeem3

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Feb 21, 2005
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Hmmmm

You went futher with Lacy, than knocking on the door and running away as fast as you can?


Ewwwww
 

Capital Amatuer

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Sep 2, 2004
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Ick

Do you guys have the beer goggles on or what ? I've ssen her (Lacy, Abby, whoever) ad and photos on E-C, TRZ and even in Adult freind finder. Some may like older, mature ladies, but she looks really, really weathered All I can say is ICK !!!
 
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