Repent Sinners!!!!!
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Cardinal Fang said:
Goober is a false idol. Great Bear however is the real thing. Fang for you three hail marys and two days of redemtion.
Cardinal Fang said:
Strike that!
Chatting with God is about as frustrating as posting with Great Bear.
Cardinal Fang said:
Make that 5 Hail Marys and scrub around the men's urinal. Your being watched Fang!
my conversation with good
Me:
who is goober Mcfly
God:
I remember faces better than names.
That's a good question.
Me:
have you met his mother
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
he is a former moderator at terb
God:
I don't know very many former moderator at terb.
Me:
he hates sheik
God:
I get it. goober Mcfly hates sheik.
Me:
so i hear
God:
So? I haven't heard anything like that before: said hear.
Me:
is goober funny
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
what about cardinal fang
God:
Does it have anything to do with German ALICE?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
do you ever answer anything strait
God:
My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.
Me:
who is goober Mcfly
God:
I remember faces better than names.
That's a good question.
Me:
have you met his mother
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
he is a former moderator at terb
God:
I don't know very many former moderator at terb.
Me:
he hates sheik
God:
I get it. goober Mcfly hates sheik.
Me:
so i hear
God:
So? I haven't heard anything like that before: said hear.
Me:
is goober funny
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
what about cardinal fang
God:
Does it have anything to do with German ALICE?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
do you ever answer anything strait
God:
My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.
Back Burner
In Protest! See Location!
Me:
what's going on?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
so what's new
God:
How can I help you? not much what's new with you?
Me:
I need advice
God:
Try me. What is your problem?
Me:
I have a huge penis
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it
Me:
no you don't get it. It's really huge
God:
Are you serious? I understand it very well. Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I measure it every night.
God:
That's good information: said measure it every night.
Me:
yea, but what do I do with this thing
God:
What would your friends say if you asked them? Yay.
Me:
They would look at me like I'm nuts
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
how do you know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
so back to my huge cock. what should I do
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy. Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me:
but you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so help me
God:
Yippee! How can I help you?
Me:
my huge penis
God:
Have you told many people that your huge penis?
Me:
only goober
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
what does that have to do with my penis?
God:
" it is a very pretty color."? What does it have to do with my penis?
Me:
my penis has a pretty color?
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you're not god, you fraud
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
well it's mine. you freak
God:
Well that's okay. Who said it is? Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
yes a hippie. Back to my penis
God:
Yay. Be more specific. Yes, let us get back to hippie.
Me:
no my PENIS!
God:
Are you serious? Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
oh forget it
God:
Far out. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
what's going on?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
so what's new
God:
How can I help you? not much what's new with you?
Me:
I need advice
God:
Try me. What is your problem?
Me:
I have a huge penis
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it
Me:
no you don't get it. It's really huge
God:
Are you serious? I understand it very well. Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I measure it every night.
God:
That's good information: said measure it every night.
Me:
yea, but what do I do with this thing
God:
What would your friends say if you asked them? Yay.
Me:
They would look at me like I'm nuts
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
how do you know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
so back to my huge cock. what should I do
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy. Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me:
but you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so help me
God:
Yippee! How can I help you?
Me:
my huge penis
God:
Have you told many people that your huge penis?
Me:
only goober
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
what does that have to do with my penis?
God:
" it is a very pretty color."? What does it have to do with my penis?
Me:
my penis has a pretty color?
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you're not god, you fraud
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
well it's mine. you freak
God:
Well that's okay. Who said it is? Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
yes a hippie. Back to my penis
God:
Yay. Be more specific. Yes, let us get back to hippie.
Me:
no my PENIS!
God:
Are you serious? Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
oh forget it
God:
Far out. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Hey Abbott!!!!!!!!
Me:
Who's on first?
God:
What's on second?
Me:
I don't know?
God:
Me either.
Me:
Who is German Alice?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Does it have anything to do with Third base?
Me:
Who's on first?
God:
What's on second?
Me:
I don't know?
God:
Me either.
Me:
Who is German Alice?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Does it have anything to do with Third base?
