Register your Boobs! Vote NDP!

[Stoo]

I heard on CFRB this morning that the NDP is considering adding a 'breast-implant' registry to their platform for the next Federal Election. The commentator was a little perplexed as to their reasoning, as am I.

Has anyone heard about the logic behind this?

 

[Drunken Master]

As a life long NDPer, all I can say is


YE GODS

 

[Drunken Master]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/serv.../LAC/20040330/COBREAST30/TPComment/TopStories

 

[Stoo]

So it's true! Guns. Breasts. What's next?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

At Goober's urging I went down this morning and registered myself.

</Big Boob>

 

[Stoo]

I wonder if they will diferentiate between union-made breasts and non-union. Will the ladies get an ear tag or wallet card to show compliance? Will it become illegal to have non-registered breasts?

 

[Anais North]

Guns, like breasts, render a man helpless.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Anais's boobies are a violation of various international strategic arms limitation treaties.

 

[havingfun]

What about people who are boobs - do they have to register?

 

[Anais North]

Ask Fang.

 

[Anais North]

Anais's boobies are a violation of various international strategic arms limitation treaties.

So that's why Dubya PM'ed me.

 

[havingfun]

Looking forward to adding a new job title to my resume:
Boob Registrar

 

[onthebottom]

Ah Yes

Anais's boobies are a violation of various international strategic arms limitation treaties.

Time to worry about Boob proliferation! I personally voliteer to be a part of the hands on inspection team!

OTBoob

 

[Stoo]

I think we should nip this one in the bud...