Refugee
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Well, they did let Alien in. But if that won't suffice this may help:
http://www.canadaimmigrationlaw.net/Categories/refugee.htm
http://www.canadaimmigrationlaw.net/Categories/refugee.htm
Just say...
You are afraid for your life. Ever since your SO found out you are hobbying... your life has been in extreme danger. You will be welcomed with open arms.
You are afraid for your life. Ever since your SO found out you are hobbying... your life has been in extreme danger. You will be welcomed with open arms.
Man in white coat and Butterflynet
Ripper 77,,,Of course you can,we take all of you,,But a word of caution,You must immediatly apply for Social assistance --Welfare--Social Housing--the appropriate Healthcard--And if you really want to impress the Bureaukrates --Of course the ultimate Weapon--The wheelchair..They will even supply another Asylum seeker to push you around this Nuthouse.
Since i am a free Enterpriser,i most likely forgot many an angle to this Trap of give aways.But i will happily pay for your extended vacation---because I AM Canadian--and we never ever complain.
We even keep voting for the same Imbeciles to TAX us more the next time around--Welcome to Paradise--And you thought you knew where that place was did'nt you---Like hell my friend It's in TORONTO...
Life is too short to hurry.
Ripper 77,,,Of course you can,we take all of you,,But a word of caution,You must immediatly apply for Social assistance --Welfare--Social Housing--the appropriate Healthcard--And if you really want to impress the Bureaukrates --Of course the ultimate Weapon--The wheelchair..They will even supply another Asylum seeker to push you around this Nuthouse.
Since i am a free Enterpriser,i most likely forgot many an angle to this Trap of give aways.But i will happily pay for your extended vacation---because I AM Canadian--and we never ever complain.
We even keep voting for the same Imbeciles to TAX us more the next time around--Welcome to Paradise--And you thought you knew where that place was did'nt you---Like hell my friend It's in TORONTO...
Life is too short to hurry.
Or if your a terrorist or criminal...
I think some thought I was being sarcastic when I posted the below quote in another thread... guess what? I was being serious...
I think some thought I was being sarcastic when I posted the below quote in another thread... guess what? I was being serious...
TheNiteHwk said:Re: Re: Wake up Canada - we are a terrorist haven!!!!
Not you in particular... but... I find this statement and attitude typical of all (IMO) spineless namby pamby Canucks who invite criminals and terrorists from all over the world to come to Canada and take advantage of us. We invite anybody & everybody from anywhere and everywhere to come here and commit crime and terrorism and it's OK too if they EXPECT us to lie down and take it. In fact even better then that if you do commit a crime or terror on us not only will we lie down and take it... we will in fact put you up in Club Fed... feed you... etc... get you nice and healthy and when you get out... here have some money so you can get resettled and con't on abusing us. In fact if your a citizen of another country... not to worry, you can come here become a Canadian or get duel citizenship and then you can go out world wide and commit crime and terrorism as a Canadian. If you get caught... not to worry... the PM himself will lobby for your freedom (AS A CANADIAN of course) so you can come home and teach your children how to follow in your footsteps. Oh... what's that you don't have enough money? Not to worry... here have access to all our kids, sell them guns and drugs... this should help you make lots of money... now you can buy tons of weapons and explosives to make your terrorist exploits even more fun. Hey... welcome to Canada... ANYTHING we can do to help... just let us know.
Re: Man in white coat and Butterflynet
Sounds good to me will apply for all appropriate benefits. Thanks,Richthighspy said:Ripper 77,,,Of course you can,we take all of you,,But a word of caution,You must immediatly apply for Social assistance --Welfare--Social Housing--the appropriate Healthcard--And if you really want to impress the Bureaukrates --Of course the ultimate Weapon--The wheelchair..They will even supply another Asylum seeker to push you around this Nuthouse.
Since i am a free Enterpriser,i most likely forgot many an angle to this Trap of give aways.But i will happily pay for your extended vacation---because I AM Canadian--and we never ever complain.
We even keep voting for the same Imbeciles to TAX us more the next time around--Welcome to Paradise--And you thought you knew where that place was did'nt you---Like hell my friend It's in TORONTO...
Life is too short to hurry.
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WhOiSyOdAdDy?
Re: Re: Man in white coat and Butterflynet
Are things that bad in the USA??Ripper77 said:Sounds good to me will apply for all appropriate benefits. Thanks,Rich
In order to gain refugee status you have to prove that your life or well being is in jeopardy if you remain in your homeland. Maybe he can claim he's being forced to watch Regis Philbin.
hdog said:A refugee from Pennsylvania?
