redneck joke of the day

[dagwood69]

just got done milking m cows so here goes,,,how do city slickers look after their teeth compared to country folk?...in the city they have real dentists, in the country we use doorknobs,,,lol,,,have a great day y;all!!

 

[hairyfucker]

whats the last thing a redneck says?


"Hey watch this...."

 

[Mrbig1949]

My fav

You know you are a redneck when you mow your lawn and find a car.

 

[a 1 player]

What do a hurricane and a girl from Arkansas have in common?




The both give a mean blow job and end up taking your trailer.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

You know you're a redneck when...

You have to stop your 13-year-old daughter from smoking at the dinner table,...


...because it sets a bad example to her kids.

 

[Cycleguy007]

You know you're a redneck when...

You have to stop your 13-year-old daughter from smoking at the dinner table,...


...because it sets a bad example to her kids.

http://instantrimshot.com/

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Redneck with a vengeance.

 

[WoodPeckr]

You know you're a redneck when...

You have to stop your 13-year-old daughter from smoking at the dinner table,...


...because it sets a bad example to her kids.

LOL!
Best one so far!....

 

[papasmerf]

Favorite redneck joke was Billy Carter


Which came first the chicken or the egg?






















The Rooster came first.

 

[Yoga Face]

You may be a redneck if you go to family reunions to get a date

 

[Yoga Face]

We need to start you know you are a Newfie if ....

 

[pjoe43]

If you get a divorce in West Virginia does that mean you are no longer brother and sister.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the national anthem are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."

 

[WhaWhaWha]

You might be a redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap.

 

[Ironhead]

You might be a redneck when you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Lmao!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM-OySyYaDs

(I like the riding lawnmower...)

 

[Mrbig1949]

You might be a redneck if you have pounded beer caps into your entire front door frame and your saggy white icicle Christmas lights are still up in July for next year.

 

[moresex4me]

You might be a redneck if you have summer teeth... sum er here, sum er der...

 

[WhaWhaWha]

You might be a redneck if your hammock is obstructed by your lawn.

 

[serviceman]

one of my favorites from Mr. Foxworthy.

For the ladies:

You know you're a redneck when you wear a dress that's strapless with a bra that isn't.