Red ants eat cum!

[21pro]

I just jerked off on my concrete front steps and am watching little red ants go to town on my sploogy mess on the front steps and sidewalk. Did anyone else ever notice that ants like spermy cum?

 

[alexmst]

I just jerked off on my concrete front steps and am watching little red ants go to town on my sploogy mess on the front steps and sidewalk. Did anyone else ever notice that ants like spermy cum?

Well you see officer, I wasn't really exposing myself in public per se...I was feeding the ants. They're my pets, see? They depend on me for nourishment or they'd starve. My load is full of vitamins and nutrients and stuff. The queen ant...she and I are an item, yeah.

 

[ackack]

Go to www.redantseatmycum.com

 

[jimmyt]

I just jerked off on my concrete front steps and am watching little red ants go to town on my sploogy mess on the front steps and sidewalk. Did anyone else ever notice that ants like spermy cum?

Was this before or after your appointment with your therapist?

 

[luv4lust]

Well you see officer, I wasn't really exposing myself in public per se...I was feeding the ants. They're my pets, see? They depend on me for nourishment or they'd starve. My load is full of vitamins and nutrients and stuff. The queen ant...she and I are an item, yeah.

ROTFLMFAO tff

 

[anonemouse]

I'll probably regret this but: why were you doing that on your front steps? Science experiment regarding red ant nutrition? Hot persian neighbour? (sorry, wrong thread!)

 

[LancsLad]

I just jerked off on my concrete front steps and am watching little red ants go to town on my sploogy mess on the front steps and sidewalk. Did anyone else ever notice that ants like spermy cum?

Lets hope you don't live near a school.




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[21pro]

ants swallow.

 

[2k5]

no wonder there are so many red ants in my room

 

[LancsLad]

ants swallow.

Goober's aunt does.




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[blueline]

I just jerked off on my concrete front steps and am watching little red ants go to town on my sploogy mess on the front steps and sidewalk. Did anyone else ever notice that ants like spermy cum?

Just how old are those kids you are going to be coaching next season?

 

[JohnLarue]

I just jerked off on my concrete front steps and am watching little red ants go to town on my sploogy mess on the front steps and sidewalk. Did anyone else ever notice that ants like spermy cum?

Thats messed up.
There are some things one should keep to themselves

 

[FJDN]

LOL !! This is nuts LOL !!