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looknround

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502-5217 Attractive Mistress Tall, Toned Pretty Mulatto New Arrival - 24 hours. Kit.


80 for a very quick and rushed (cbj-exteremly fast and ruff), less than good time. F/S is available for a larger donation, which is ridiculous, seeing shes staying in KW's less than hospitable armory...lol

HUGE DD's, decent butt, was told nice flat tummy...i dont think so. not bad facially at all, but just very pushy and rushed.
MAD conctipated as the bathroom is littered in laxatives...LOL

would not repeat, or reccomend to terbites!
 
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MAD conctipated as the bathroom is littered in laxatives...LOL would not repeat said:
Look at the brightside you could have arrived and been "connecting" when the laxitives "kicked in". ..

talk about being shittty in bed
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looknround

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HAHAHAH..yeah J, you are right.

thanks hammer, i do try.lol. its not the same chikita, totally different, and 100percent better believe it or not...

why do i take them for the team...guess im that kinda guy ;)

and as for all the nice girls, i know, i try to geet them so desperately, but i guess they have a PINZ detector, casue i can never chatch a damn break...

maybe i should hire hammer to do all my bookings..hmmmmmmm!
 
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Has anybody ever shown up for an appointment, found the goods "not as advertised" and made a successful escape?
Picture sizzzler stepping into a smelly motel room. He takes one look at the goods and panic sets in. Unable to come up with a clever excuse he bolts, only to have her chase him accross the parking lot screaming for money. Run Sizzzler run, was all he could think but not to the car. In the end he lost her and his dignity with people around watching the ruckus the poor guy had to slink back to retrieve his car.
Thank god for Terb!
 
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looknround

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Has anybody ever shown up for an appointment, found the goods "not as advertised" and made a successful escape?

HAHAHAHAHAH, once again...im guilty...my method of escape, maybe a cowardly one, but effective.
OH, im short 20, i have it in my truck, ill be back in 1 min. VROOOOoooooom!
 
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looknround said:
502-5217 Attractive Mistress Tall, Toned Pretty Mulatto New Arrival - 24 hours. Kit....
MAD conctipated as the bathroom is littered in laxatives...LOL
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Hey, the lady is just cleaning out her bowel for her yearly colonoscopy from the good doc. :cool: LORL!!! She is just multi-tasking at the time, flushing her colon and taking care of business at the same time. Can't blame her for rushing and being pushy when she has all these urge to go to the bathroom!!! LMAO!!!
 
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HUGE DD's, decent butt, was told nice flat tummy...i dont think so. not bad facially at all, but just very pushy and rushed.
MAD conctipated as the bathroom is littered in laxatives...LOL
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Or maybe she was full of S**T
Sorry couldn't resist
 
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looknround

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it did calloway...and to top it all off...she only suked me off for three min and said i was takn too long...so i had to lay on the bed all by myself and finish it manually..ALONE!!!!! hahaahha

what a night....
 
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Mmmm... at least Tiger ain't doing my do-do. Come to think of it... what it in the hell is he doing to me? I got no boobs... so this must be another variation of Russian service I guess. Maybe he's just dry humping my furry legs... I hope.. or else I'm gonna have a terrible rash there later on. :p

Okay... a little fiesty this morning are ya? How about thiese unedited clips from your latest porn series?

Indiana... "I'm Just An Average Guy"
 
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calloway

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Indiana said:
Hey, speaking of doing porn, I found one of the porn movies that you made!! Shameful!! I think that Eeyore would be jealous after he saw you with Tiger!
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Cg36F7i7c"]Tiger does Elmo[/URL]
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As the biological sperm donor for 62 children... 61 that you still don't know about... that was a disgusting display of humanity that has permanently ruined the lives of millions of Winnie the Pooh fans from around the world. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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But we're so thankful you're a KW Terbite... :p
 
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Scenicdrive

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Aloha said:
Or maybe she was full of S**T
Sorry couldn't resist
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Hey Goddess Aloha:

It looks like you are full of milk. Got to love those huge juggs. Would you like the good doc to come over and have some milky??? Yummy, yum. ;) *Wink, wink* LOL!!!
 
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calloway

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looknround said:
WOW...my first hijacked thread.....
i made it...i finally made it in the good books
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I dunno about that... I think you're pushing your luck. I'll give you the first statement... but not the last one. :p
 
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Scenicdrive

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calloway said:
I dunno about that... I think you're pushing your luck. I'll give you the first statement... but not the last one.
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Indiana said:
Looknround.... Yup! We sure did hijack this one! (calloway, you are being a bit tough on him... at least he's closer to being in with the gang! Not sure if thats a good thing though!)
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Hmmmm...Looknround is still not in the Big Boys Club??? The good doc thinks you need to pray and pray and pray with Sister Shauna. Then you need to play and play and play with Goddess Savannha. Don't ever forget to always pray and play....Perhaps then you will get your ticket to the BBC. :cool: LMAO!!!
 
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