reason not to get a BJ for more than 15 minutes

[Johnny D]

I am not offering medical advice, but am recommending against going longer than a 15 minute stretch for the following reasons
1. your unit could get really stretched out permanently, like you could end up with a 4-5 footer and not be able to fit it back in your pants
2. if tired, girl could fall asleep, jaws shut tight (like crocodile), unit snapped off
3. your cajones could get sucked through the straw
4. she could get stuck and you would have to walk around together like that until you could get to hospital (saw that on a XXX film last month)
5. you know how skin gets all wrinkly after being in bathtub for a while; your unit will get all wrinkly; what if you can't get wrinkles out? will you have to iron?
I am sure that there are more reasons, these are just a few; please feel free to suggestion additional ones. I'd be grateful

 

[luv4lust]

I am not offering medical advice, but am recommending against going longer than a 15 minute stretch for the following reasons
1. your unit could get really stretched out permanently, like you could end up with a 4-5 footer and not be able to fit it back in your pants
2. if tired, girl could fall asleep, jaws shut tight (like crocodile), unit snapped off
3. your cajones could get sucked through the straw
4. she could get stuck and you would have to walk around together like that until you could get to hospital (saw that on a XXX film last month)
5. you know how skin gets all wrinkly after being in bathtub for a while; your unit will get all wrinkly; what if you can't get wrinkles out? will you have to iron?
I am sure that there are more reasons, these are just a few; please feel free to suggestion additional ones. I'd be grateful

lol even funnier the second time posted

6. you might look like a raisin after

 

[Vancouver Femme Fatale]

7. Your mom's getting old, and she needs her rest.

*rimshot*