Railroad Tracks

MissCroft

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I thought this was interesting...


The US standard railroad gauge
(distance between the rails) is
4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an
exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used?
Because that's the way they built
them in England and English
expatriates designed the US railroads.


Why did the English build them like
that?
Because the first rail lines were
built by the same people who built
the pre-railroad tramways and that's
the gauge they used.

Why did 'they' use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the
tramways used the same jigs and
tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel
spacing.

Why did the wagons have that
particular odd wheel spacing?
Well, if they tried to use any other
spacing, the wagon wheels would
break on some of the old, long
distance roads in England , because
that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.

So who built those old rutted roads?
Imperial Rome built the first long
distance roads in Europe (including England) for their legions. Those
roads have been used ever since.

And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the
initial ruts, which everyone else had
to match for fear of destroying their
wagon wheels.

Since the chariots were made for
Imperial Rome, they were all alike in
the matter of wheel spacing.
Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original
specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.


The next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process
and wonder 'What horse's ass
came up with this?', you may be
exactly right. Imperial Roman
army chariots were made just
wide enough to accommodate
the rear ends of two war horses.
(Two horses' butts.)
 

MissCroft

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Now - the twist to the story:


A Space Shuttle sitting on its
launch pad has two big booster
rockets attached to the sides of
the main fuel tank. These are
solid rocket boosters, or SRBs.
The SRBs are made by Thiokol
at a factory in Utah .

Engineers who designed the SRBs
would have preferred to make them
a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be
shipped by train from the factory
to the launch site. The railroad line
from the factory happens to run
through a tunnel in the mountains,
and the SRBs had to fit through that
tunnel.

The tunnel is slightly wider than the
railroad track, and the railroad track,
as you now know, is about as wide
as two horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably
the world's most advanced transportation system, was
determined over two thousand
years ago by the width of a
horse's ass!
AND YOU THOUGHT BEING a horse's ass wasn't important!

Ancient horses' asses control
almost everything.

CURRENT Horses Asses in
Washington are controlling
everything else.
 

papasmerf

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and Jeeps were designed to ride on RR tracks if necessary.
 

FatOne

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Roman "war chariots"? Nope. I think someone watched too much Ben Hur. Or can't tell a Briton from a Roman.

Carts, yes, racing chariots [for arenas] yes, war chariots, nope, especially not in Britain, at least, not Roman war chariots.
 

Rockslinger

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Those awful Nazis know all about different rail track gauges now. When they invaded Russia in 1941, they discovered that their trains couldn't run on Russian rail tracks (different gauge). Then they tried to transport stuff on Russian roads only to discover they were a muddy mess because they were mostly dirt roads.
 

Greekstar

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Vineyards in Burgundy are 1 meter wide because they worked the fields with horses.
Vineyards in Bordeaux are up to 1.25 meters wide because they worked their fields with oxen.
A bull's ass is bigger than a horse's ass.
 

Brill

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The reason it's always cool at San Francisco's baseball games?




Because of all those giant fans.
 

oldjones

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Every invention just adds something to what was done before. If you don't bother to find out what that was, you'll build your booster rockets too fat.

The most important part of any subject is the history.
 
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