Question For the Guys Who Have Their Wifey's Do the Laundry

[Troops]

Do you guys ever worry if your woman will catch on if she smells perfume other than hers on your clothes? Or see's a stain on the crotch of your pants after a stripper left her coochie stains on them?

Women have a great sense of smell and are quite inquisitive. I know i've had ex's who have found a lipstick stain on my jacket, have been asked about a lipstick stain on my face i thought i completely wiped off.........and have even been questioned why my clothes smell like perfume.

Do you guys ever worry about this?

 

[pussylicker]

got a fix for perfume smells

I have a moustache, and you guys that have one, know how scents will get trapped in the hair. Earlier when I had a girl friend living with me, I'd use smoke from the woodstove from fall to spring to hide smells on clothing, and gas fumes or 2 stroke exhaust from sled or bike to kill the scent. I'd "play" in my garage or workshop before going to the main part of the house. With a mirror in the shop or garage, I could check my appearance. Never changed my habit, so she had no reason to get suspicious.

As far as stains go, I used cloth from washtub in laundry to wipe pants, and say I'd spilt food. I've had lipstick on my neck, but never on shirts or jackets. I've had a girls makeup (foundation) left on a white shirt, and passed it off as dirt from garage. I hate it when I wear black, and the dry dead skin ends up on my clothing after a dancer has been grinding on me.

Last check is if the dog won't quit sniffing me, then I know I might be in trouble. Then I say I was at a clients house who had a dog.