Pussy vs. Beer

[Luv2Pound]

A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the
stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

 

[ready2rock]

If a cop pulls you over and he feels you smell like beer, probably he will arrest you. If a cop pulls you over and he feels you smell like pussy, he will buy you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy

Old beer is better .
Advantage: Beer

The government has a tax on beer.
Advantage: Pussy

If you buy another beer, the first one won’t mind.
Advantage: Beer

You know exactly how much a beer will cost you.
Advantage: Beer

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself.
Advantage: Beer

R2R

 

[richaceg]

if you go for another beer to see if it's better...it's gonna cost you not more than $10.00
if you go for another pussy...
and that's all the advantage i need...

 

[MojoRisin']

I chose beer on a patio with some friends this afternoon over pussy. It was even free pussy lol. Beer ruled today. Im sort of regretting that choice right now as Im friggin horny. When i called her she said too late

 

[TeasePlease]

I chose beer on a patio with some friends this afternoon over pussy. It was even free pussy lol. Beer ruled today. Im sort of regretting that choice right now as Im friggin horny. When i called her she said too late

Lesson: Dick is easier to replace than pussy.

 

[thailover]

can i have her phone number mojo

 

[MojoRisin']

can i have her phone number mojo

LOL Ill ask her if she doesnt mind me passing her number around a sex forum. IF she lets me come over again

 

[dirkd101]

Love the beer v. pussy, great stuff.

 

[Perry Mason]

A beer and a pussy, too...
Advantage: me.

Perry

 

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