Pussy tease 1

[2sexxxy]

Here I am posting my poem on terb
with little knowledge of how to use a verb
waiting to be ripped apart by a spelling nazi
i wish they would leave and play yatzi.

Thinking about ways to get more tail
maybe I will order a bride from the mail
she will marry me and become my wife
and there goes the rest of my life.

Thinking about ways to get some head
maybe its easier to pay with two red
cheaper than dinner and a movie
and then you hope she will get groovy.

The key to the ladies is the g spot
harder to find than a a mojo time slot
once you find that magic button
you will be walking out strutton

What this has to do with pussy tease
Is like what a whole has to do with swiss cheese
no nead to thank me i will thank you
now I await the literary review

 

[Alucard]

lol

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I give it two thumbs up
but I also am a sick pup
I say the only real poety is in motion
so get busy and pass me the sex lotion

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Dark, very dark, but there is an underlying sence of hope to it. I am particularly intrigued by his use of the word "yatzi" to mask a much deeper feeling. That he, like me has no idea how to spell it.

My question to the "author" is this; how were you able to keep your lower intestine from coming up through your chest and throttling your brain thereby sparing us this poetry reading?

 

[RoadwarriorII]

I guess I should ask before I set the damn thing to music...does it have any more verses?
Bass solo now written......drummer will be here tomorrow..

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I thought it was Yatchzee....

Anyways....2sexxxy's poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Asgoths of Crea. During a recitation by their poetmaster Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorraghing and the president of the mid-galactic Arts Knobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. 2sexxxy's poetry is mild by comparison.

 

[2sexxxy]

thank you thank you

The word yatzi was mispelled on purpose, i find it adds to the poems dark message of whats wrong with the gender issues we have facing us. Those that have read Josepie Dianvas poems will recognize the some of his famous trademarks.

To all my fans I say thank you thank you

P.S. To all my non fans I say thank you

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The key to the ladies is the g spot
harder to find than a a mojo time slot
once you find that magic button
you will be walking out strutton

This passage in particular speaks to me.

*Continues scratching his head*

 

[2sexxxy]

Re: Re: Pussy tease 1

This passage in particular speaks to me.

*Continues sratching his head*

I suggest you allow your inner self to feal the trasition phase you nead to go through.

 

[RoadwarriorII]

Definition please!

This passage in particular speaks to me.

*Continues sratching his head*

Checked the sticky on definitions...don't know how to *sratching his head*. Is it better than BS?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Re: Re: Re: Pussy tease 1

I suggest you allow your inner self to feal the trasition phase you nead to go through.

I thought as much, but then I realized it was just some gas I was having. I'm better now...

 

[DenWa]

Hey, I just learned how to fly by forgetting to hit the ground...thanks Goob.

Dw

 

[wrong hole]

Thinking about ways to get some head
maybe its easier to pay with two red
cheaper than dinner and a movie
and then you hope she will get groovy.

This passage is reminiscent of a young Edgar Allan Poe on morphine, you can almost feel his suffering as he is trying to get his 'salad tossed'

 

[DenWa]

That actually dates back to the period of salad tossing, which is often overlooked in historical text due to its overall nastiness.

DW

 

[2sexxxy]

for my peeps

It seems likely that readers' reactions to the rather severe treatment of the pussy tease will track their own political leanings. If you are someone who wishes that justice were objective, you're unlikely to be offended. If you tend to wring your hands in agony at the prospect of someone being held accountable for their actions, you won't feel comfortable with the fate of the pussy.

 

[Mustang Jack]

a poem by a man with sex on the mind,
Well Done! I say (just to be kind).
he speaks about some G spot fun
but writes more like it's See Spot Run.

Actually, I enjoyed it.

 

[the rusty tromb]

What happend to the days when you could impress a young lady with a nice haiku?

 

[BeaverCleaver]

What happend to the days when you could impress a young lady with a nice haiku?

In rhymes a gal must be immersed,
Before I give her all my versed;
Before I give her all my best,
I make her take an haiku test!

 

[CyberGoth]

hmmm G spot.... hmm datylicious. ;-)

 

[Top Jimmy]

I am particularly intrigued by his use of the word "yatzi" to mask a much deeper feeling. That he, like me has no idea how to spell it.

I thought it was "Yatch-zee"... or is it just spelled "Yatch-zee", but pronounced "Throat-Wobbler-Man-Grove-Zee"?