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yoyo

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Sep 17, 2003
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I just got October's Maxim, and while thumbing through it, I managed to tear my eyes off the hotties long enough to see a short blurb on this: http://www.pussysnorkel.com

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I needed something like this, I don't think I'd be needing that particular lady.
 

thighspy

New member
Aug 16, 2003
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ontario
The club dedicated to a better Climax

Hi YoYo.Thanks for bringing us a really useful gadget.I mean it is most likely the most useful appliance since the spoon.
Having two delivered by Courier,as i have an encounter this week with a lady who really squirts.
I know a fellow should only be using one at the time,but this Lady offers a lot of pussy juice,and i have a big mouth.
So i would like to thank you for alerting us,to this most appreciated of tools ,for the real muffdiver.
We are not talking about amateurs,no no we are talking about genuine Muffdivers--Beavereaters--Pussylickers--prayers to Venus--Climbers of the Venus Hill,we the real male population,who are dedicated to the splitting of the Labia,we who are training to lenghten our tongue until it reaches the G-Spot and eventually the rimm of the cervex (and you thought Rimming was for the other orifice-Shame on you)
Yes the members of the Muffy guild ,we the the real Muffdivers,and if you become a member this week you will get one of these wonderful appliances for your enjoyment.
All brought to you by the organisation,which is working on the Reverse Osmosis Micro Climax--which is guarantied to buckle her knees everytime it is brought to use on any real horny female over the age of 30..
Yes you have a good day now,and let me reiterate my profound
Thanks for bringing this matter to our attention.
Yours Sincerely:Thighspy..
Life is too short to hurry.
 

thighspy

New member
Aug 16, 2003
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The anxious Diner???

A-Ha you would like to know would you now--to bad i will do her twice this week..Nothing left over for you.But in the interest of fairness --i will ask the lady,and if she agrees i will P.M. you.How is that????

Life is too short to hurry.
 
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