Psychics...

[Rezdog]

Why is it that psychics can never predict the winning lottery numbers? They should be the richest people in the world.

I was listening to the radio and heard this psychic. She wasn't that good because she was asking this woman about something coming up in October, but the woman replied that there was nothing going on in October. You should have heard the psychic backpeddling...

Never give them more information that necessary.

Afterall, they're the psychic.

Can't they see this stuff coming?

 

[luv4lust]

i'm psychic i can make a prediction of things to cum

lol sorry i couldn't help my self

 

[ycghiydvo]

Hey, you remember what happen to Miss Cleo's psychic hotlines.... and they didn't see it coming either....


BAH!

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Long time back when I was selling general advertising (non-adult) in a local paper... I use to laugh all the time when talking to 'psychics' on the phone.

They would ask me questions like:

Do you think this ad will do well or should we re-word it somehow?
Are you guys still located at *** ****** St. or did you move again?
How much is that ad then... are you giving any discounts?
How many ads are in this section this week?
How many will be in next week?
Do you think this is a good time to advertise or should I wait till summer?

Oh and the best one of all:

Can I pay by cheque, do you bill me... or do we have to prepay?

(As if I'm going to bill them and then let them pay by cheque for a $40. ad. I don't think so. Duh!)

It was so funny... I would share with the rest of my office staff after getting off the phone and we would all have a good laugh.

 

[Rezdog]

What kills me is, how the hell can they seriously do "general readings" over the telephone?

 

[TheNiteHwk]

How about this one...

Some times when they call me (since they are changing names and phone numbers often and using different names and numbers in different papers) they would not even know their own name and/or phone # so I can find their file.

 

[Rezdog]

Hello, this is Jo jo's Psychic Hotline...

Yeah, I remember...

 

[TheNiteHwk]

... It's as real as free sex; as long as you buy dinner, a movie, flowers, candy, some jewels, a vacation, etc., etc., etc.,you can predict getting laid after doing some or all of those. ...

You can?

I'm almost ashamed and sorry to say that in my younger years I have done all of the above more then a couple of times and I still did not get laid. Thinking back... hey maybe I should have went to a psychic first before spending all that coin and I would have saved myself a bundle. Or would I?

 

[Hard Idle]

How cana society have elections and jury trials when there are so many people who believe in Santa Clause.

How can people be so stupid?

 

[stang]

i'm psychic i can make a prediction of things to cum

lol sorry i couldn't help my self

I knew you were going to say that.