Proposal: New Forum Section - "Puns"

[great bear]

I am looking for a hooker

Ok lets see how sharp you are. I have a hooker but she snells bad.

 

[swalbr]

Ok lets see how sharp you are. I have a hooker but she snells bad.

I think you snailed it on the head. Just don't carp about it.

 

[great bear]

Well then I'll just have to tie one on first

Thats knot funny.

 

[great bear]

I think you snailed it on the head. Just don't carp about it.

You need a lot of dough to fish for carp.

 

[swalbr]

Is this?

I hate snotty people.

 

[great bear]

Is this?

Yep!!! That one made my day!!

 

[great bear]

Who nose if it's funny

Your reply is nothing to sneeze about. I think your post might become a major tissue in this thread.

 

[swalbr]

Ha ha! Good one!

It's snot funny to laugh at someone who obviously nose that he's a real drip yet doesn't seem to have an tissue with that.

 

[swalbr]

This will be the septum post about this naughty subject. Add one more to the count and I'll lose my appetite

I can't stomach your last statement. Probably because of the post nasal drip.

 

[Rono]

What number comes after seven in counting Pappy?

Ate?

 

[swalbr]

Nein, it's eight.

That answer is germain to the topic.

 

[great bear]

Nein, it's eight.

Tees, you must be German royalty. You can Count in German.

 

[swalbr]

Lets get back to talking about sechs

cunt ya think of anything else to cock about?

 

[red]

That was a Bonn mot