Porn Names

[jimjam]

Lets see a list of Porn Names. You have to use a commerical product in the name.
Example Sony Boney
Dirt Devil

 

[onthebottom]

Micro Soft Ass

 

[jimjam]

Mr Clean Jerk

 

[jimjam]

Walt Disney Whore

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Henrietta Hoover

 

[jimjam]

I didn`t think to see so many vacuum comp.

 

[Hornet]

Try this link to get your real Pornstar name

http://biphome.spray.se/pash/pornalizer/

 

[jimjam]

I was Mickey Hotlove
Its funny That`s what my uncle john called me when
I was Eight.
By the way I was eight before I was Nine.

 

[blitz]

Dodge Ramses stars in a three way with Moet and Chandon

 

[jwmorrice]

Egad!

Fred Zed ----------> Franky Fuckbone
The Sheik ---------> Lee Longstroke
Goober McFly -----> Paulie Pecker
jwmorrice----------> Lorenzo Lovegun

I think I came out pretty well.

jwm

 

[taylortime]

Cunnie Lingus.... for me...lol
Taylor

 

[Hornet]

Depending on where I put the word "Hornet" I get

First Name: Hornet, Last Name: blank = Steve Stiffler (really, no Joke)
First Name: blank, Last Name: Hornet = William Wood
First Name: Hornet, Last Name: Hornet = Henry Hardcore

I like Steve Stiffler so I'll go with that one.

If I use a real Name I get: William Wood (wierd that it appears twice like that)

 

[Hornet]

What if we were to use some of the Handles of regular posters.....

Pool = Lee Longstroke also (Pool 1st, blank 2nd) ....so does Pool = Sheik ??? LOL!

Paul/IT = Henry Hardcore also (Paul 1st, blank 2nd) ...so am I really Paul/IT??? If so, why am I paying to vist IT when I should be going there for free?

Revolver = Clint Meatwood (Revolver 1st, blank 2nd) ...I just like that one

Rusty Tromb = Willy Jizznuts (Rusty 1st, Tromb 2nd)

WhOiSyOdAdDy? = Billy Buttlove (WhOiSyOdAdDy? 1st & 2nd)
Shack = Billy Buttlove (Shack 1st & 2nd)

 

[Ophelia Black]

Nikkie Nipples

hooooo yah!

 

[erectus]

TERB-n-ate-her!!!!!!!!!

 

[MojoRisin']

From this day forward i shall officially be known as TERRY TITFUCK
damn i love it. Im heading to city hall tomorrow to make it official

 

[Spode]

I was Mickey Hotlove
Its funny That`s what my uncle john called me when
I was Eight.
By the way I was eight before I was Nine.

Your uncle huh? Was he a catholic priest by any chance?

 

[Ross Eyerie]

Since we got off the idea of using a consumer product in the name... how bout Buster Hyman or Buck Naked?