Political Correctness Is...
Proudly displaying a green and white ribbon on your lapel, showing everyone that you support entrepreneurs who sell little pieces of green and white ribbon for a two-nie.
Giving a guy a medal with "Courage" written on it, for publicly admitting that he's afraid of his own shadow.
Keeping the empty jewel case from a Feist CD on the dashboard of your car, to help you get laid.
Like Nazism on the Bizarro planet from Superman comics.
Gathering together eleven ordinary men, to pick a fight with The Mighty Hercules.
Social anti-Darwinism.
What you get, when you put hippies in charge of education.
Censoring the 1954 Looney Tunes cartoon "Little Boy Boo", because Foghorn Leghorn says "There's something kind of 'yewww' about a kid who's never played baseball".
Getting a valentine from every kid in your class, because they had to give you one.
A wheel that continues to squeak, regardless of how often it's greased.
Passive-aggressive Fascism.
Hiding behind a group affiliation, to avoid taking personal responsibility for anything.
Sincere Insincerity.
A scheme to try to make everyone equal, by trying to turn men into women.
A silk stocking filled with dung.
Conditional apologies.
Taking a vote by show of hands, asking for all opposed, then assuming that all that weren't opposed were in favour.
A lot of squawking and finger pointing, like the ending of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Saying nothing of substance in as many words as possible, with hand gestures.
Deeply committed to diversity in all things, except opinions.
Praising mediocrity.
Making virtues out of The Seven Deadly Sins, (pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony, and sloth).
Having a permanent chip on your shoulder, and acting like it's a piece of the original Cross.
Feeling entitled to a piece of someone else' pie, because you've already eaten your own.
Apologizing in advance for something bad you're about to do.
Men sitting to pee.
Weasel words, and the Royal We.
Weak people using authority figures as their testicles.
Condescension masquerading as charity.
Arbitrarily redefining words, then using them in statistics.
Determining one's gender by what kind of underwear they happen to be wearing that particular day.
A feeling that you should be the center of everyone else' universe as well.
Kissing ass and covering ass, sometimes simultaneously.
Aspiring to victimhood, for sympathy pie.
Voting out the guy who single-handedly wins tribal challenges, instead of the crazy Black woman who throws all the rice into the fire.
Giving nothing to anybody because you can't give something to everybody.
Hate the sinner, love the sin.
How bitter women use sex as a weapon against men who don't want to fuck them.
Drawing conclusions from assumptions.
Holier than thou atheists.
Having to play along with a gay man in drag's charade that he's actually a woman.
Sycophancy masquerading as manners.
Forty year old children waiting to inherit.
Kowtoing to cameltoe.
Trying to make everything your own stuffed animal tea party.
Collective selfishness.
Fancy titles for mundane occupations.
Black socks and Birkenstocks.
Copping out, when there's danger all about.
A scheme to recreate Man in one's own image.
The White Knight cock block.
The Mark of The Beast.
Proudly displaying a green and white ribbon on your lapel, showing everyone that you support entrepreneurs who sell little pieces of green and white ribbon for a two-nie.
Giving a guy a medal with "Courage" written on it, for publicly admitting that he's afraid of his own shadow.
Keeping the empty jewel case from a Feist CD on the dashboard of your car, to help you get laid.
Like Nazism on the Bizarro planet from Superman comics.
Gathering together eleven ordinary men, to pick a fight with The Mighty Hercules.
Social anti-Darwinism.
What you get, when you put hippies in charge of education.
Censoring the 1954 Looney Tunes cartoon "Little Boy Boo", because Foghorn Leghorn says "There's something kind of 'yewww' about a kid who's never played baseball".
Getting a valentine from every kid in your class, because they had to give you one.
A wheel that continues to squeak, regardless of how often it's greased.
Passive-aggressive Fascism.
Hiding behind a group affiliation, to avoid taking personal responsibility for anything.
Sincere Insincerity.
A scheme to try to make everyone equal, by trying to turn men into women.
A silk stocking filled with dung.
Conditional apologies.
Taking a vote by show of hands, asking for all opposed, then assuming that all that weren't opposed were in favour.
A lot of squawking and finger pointing, like the ending of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Saying nothing of substance in as many words as possible, with hand gestures.
Deeply committed to diversity in all things, except opinions.
Praising mediocrity.
Making virtues out of The Seven Deadly Sins, (pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony, and sloth).
Having a permanent chip on your shoulder, and acting like it's a piece of the original Cross.
Feeling entitled to a piece of someone else' pie, because you've already eaten your own.
Apologizing in advance for something bad you're about to do.
Men sitting to pee.
Weasel words, and the Royal We.
Weak people using authority figures as their testicles.
Condescension masquerading as charity.
Arbitrarily redefining words, then using them in statistics.
Determining one's gender by what kind of underwear they happen to be wearing that particular day.
A feeling that you should be the center of everyone else' universe as well.
Kissing ass and covering ass, sometimes simultaneously.
Aspiring to victimhood, for sympathy pie.
Voting out the guy who single-handedly wins tribal challenges, instead of the crazy Black woman who throws all the rice into the fire.
Giving nothing to anybody because you can't give something to everybody.
Hate the sinner, love the sin.
How bitter women use sex as a weapon against men who don't want to fuck them.
Drawing conclusions from assumptions.
Holier than thou atheists.
Having to play along with a gay man in drag's charade that he's actually a woman.
Sycophancy masquerading as manners.
Forty year old children waiting to inherit.
Kowtoing to cameltoe.
Trying to make everything your own stuffed animal tea party.
Collective selfishness.
Fancy titles for mundane occupations.
Black socks and Birkenstocks.
Copping out, when there's danger all about.
A scheme to recreate Man in one's own image.
The White Knight cock block.
The Mark of The Beast.
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