Policies...

[elmo]

OK I call bullshit.

I'm getting tired of reading about all these policies. Some MPA has a not touch policy - are you fucking kidding me?? Some SP's and spas have no review policies - handy on a fuckin review board. To top it off, some guy on here has a polich whereby he won't see a girl without first seeing a picture - sounds like a good idea, but a policy? Does he have a written policy manual for this? Which paragraph and sub-section is the photo policy under?

Seriously people, we all need to relax - this is supposed to be fun!

Here are my policies...
1. I want a hot chick to get me off - don't give a flying fuck if she uses her mouth, her hand or her pussy.
2. If i can't drink a chick hot after 6 beers, cancel policy 1
3. For everything else, refer to policy 1

Have a nice weekend, I'm off to exercise policy 3...or 1...or is it 3?

 

[johnhenrygalt]

My policies.

1. I pay no heed to the policies of others.

2. The Leafs suck.

3. Doggy style is the best.

 

[1HandInMyPocket]

These are mines:

1. Honesty

2. As long as she's cute

3. Don't call a raise and reraise with K-Q suited.

 

[Svend]

My policies

1. Be thankful for people who are upfront with their policies, we have so much choice and this makes it easier to weed out the ones that aren't my style. I hate bad surprises.

2. Change underwear daily.