Police unveil man who said he was an undercover cop to get laid at massage parlour

[Charlemagne]

Police unveil man who said he was an undercover cop to get laid at massage parlour | News

A 25-year-old man has been arrested and charged for posing as a police officer after he was denied free sexual services at a massage parlour.

dailyhive.com

 

[onomatopoeia]

Why was he wearing a veil? Did he have mourning wood?

 

[Mr Deeds]

Maybe he was role-playing

 

[Indiana]

So… if he had gotten free service he’d have been okay?