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milehigh

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A strip bar in Bradford On. We were there for a beer after some sports. We weren't really paying attention to the show, but then heard ...... thump,..... thump.... thump.

It was a stripper with a cast on her leg. Got to give her credit for that.

But the place is not impressive. But it was worth while going in for that.


Will save London On for some other day.
 
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trying to pick up a street walker during uni years in waterloo.. girl was walking around in crutches
 
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driving around on a scooter in the slums os the dominican republic.
 
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I went to a Black barber shop on a Saturday afternoon. It was in my neighbourhood, and I needed a haircut. There were several young men in there that were playing musical instruments. The barber told me that 'he can't cut straight hair'.
 
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I got a massage from a biker Mama. Years ago I answered an ad offering massage in private. This was about an hour outside the city. When I got to the place it was a very nice single family home on a nice plot of land. There were two Harleys in the driveway, biker style but sparkling new. The woman that answered the door looked like a biker Mama in her early 40s, I was not sure if I had the right place. It felt strange and wanted to leave, but I stayed. She told me that she had lead a very evil and violent life and she had met a psychic that told her that if she continued in her evil ways she would burn in hell.
So she kicked her boyfriend out because he would not change his ways and started to do massage. She lived in this nice house with her 19 year old son.
Her appearance was still that of a biker Mama, that she could change. The tattoos were harder to hide. I doubt if she had many repeat clients and if she could have maintained her lifestyle by doing massages.
 
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Celticman

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bobistheowl said:
I went to a Black barber shop on a Saturday afternoon. It was in my neighbourhood, and I needed a haircut. There were several young men in there that were playing musical instruments. The barber told me that 'he can't cut straight hair'.
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Maybe it was a gay barbershop?
 
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milehigh

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Speaking of casts, remember when i had a cast on my leg and was looking for a girl with same but couldn't find her.

Other places..... once went for a Chinese massage. She was very good, actually, and at the end of the table moved towards me as if it was ok to touch. I touched, and she said touching is $20 exta. I said no problem. She said, don't forget to pay, otherwise I will cut your cock off. What a relaxing session.

LONG time ago, we into some bar in Toronto called the Maple Leaf, I think it was.... once in, notices the crowd was a lot of street panhandlers. One got up, started staggering, and didn't make it to the washroom.... peed all over, and he stank. Yep time to the bill fast.
 
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milehigh

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We were there for a hockey tournament.... there was this place nearby called the Meat MArket, or something like that.

Never seen anything like it.... instead of stuffing bills into the stripper's thong, the locals were serving up loonies.

Then the shots girl comes to us. One of our guys ends up in a long conversation with her. Well, this guy comes screaming across the bar and starts threatening my friend because he was "talking to his girl-friend."
She was really embarrased, and my friend was pretty diplomatic, considering he not normally the type of guy you try that with.

Not a nice place to be in, but it was a hockey tournament after all, so it was pretty entertaining.

BTW, going back to Bradford, they have this annual "Carrot Festival" - one year they closed the main intersection and had a wrestling ring there. Give them credit, I thought that was pretty funny.
 
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milehigh said:
We were there for a hockey tournament.... there was this place nearby called the Meat MArket, or something like that.
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The Beef Baron?
 
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Celticman

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milehigh said:
Other places..... once went for a Chinese massage. She was very good, actually, and at the end of the table moved towards me as if it was ok to touch. I touched, and she said touching is $20 exta. I said no problem. She said, don't forget to pay, otherwise I will cut your cock off. What a relaxing session.
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Perhaps her name was Bobbit Wang?
 
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Should never have been in ...

... younger colleague's pussy? Ok, how about Sao Paulo, Brazil.
 
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