Pig in Amsterdam

[Pyro]

This pig is in Hamster-Slam (Amsterdam) on business.

Any suggestions for the non-business portion of my stay?

Pyro the (overseas) Pig.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

The Keukenhof (http://www.keukenhof.com/) is nice, but probably would be better in springtime.

 

[Lenny Weinrib]

Raw herring sandwiches, little waffle cookies with caramel in the middle, amazing varieties of flavoured ketchup.

 

[Lenny Weinrib]

I also hear that there are SPs in Amsterdam.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I also hear that there are SPs in Amsterdam.

NO WAY!!!!

Really?

 

[wrong hole]

.....smoke a big fatty....catch a show....then window shop...



*Keukenhof gardens is nice....but it takes too long to watch them grow...even when you are in the sky high*

 

[xarir]

Wrong Hole is correct! Catch a live show or 2 then window shop. It's much better at night, though daytime can be interesting as well.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

I also hear that there are SPs in Amsterdam.

I heard rumors of windmills too.

 

[keybitz]

whatever else you do, don't miss the flower mart tour.....

 

[Pyro]

Thanks for nothing

Well thank you to all my TERB friends who decided that I didn't really want to hear about their Amsterdam experiences.

I found some interesting things to do, nonetheless, but I guess you don't really want to hear about them, do you?

Am I really the only TERBite who's actually been here?

If you 'all don't wanna share your experiences then why should I?

Pyro the (self Starting) Pig.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Did you check out my recommendation?

 

[Pyro]

Why?

Did you check out my recommendation?

As you said...probably better in springtime.

Pyro the (polar) Pig.

 

[wrong hole]

Pyro

...you never asked for our experiences...instead you asked for suggestions

Quote angry pig wrote:

"Any suggestions for the non-business portion of my stay?"

Goober suggested the Keukenhof gardens...but he didn't realize it only opens in April for 2 or 3 weeks

I among other hobbiest told you to go to a 'coffee house' and smoke a J....then catch a show in the red light district (the one by the penis water fountain)...followed by some window shopping at the red light district....there's lots of massage palours there too

...or you can take a 45 min bus ride to a coastal villiage outside of amsterdam...it's pretty nice

...or you could go to Ultrect...which is a university town 45 min train ride from amsterdam....the university girls there are very friendly...plus there's great drinks in the university bars...

...so why so angry...

 

[Berlin]

Awww.. c'mon pig, tell us about it.

I read that you are not a SP man, so you tried any MP/SC , or did you try any " space cookies " at all ?

 

[Lenny Weinrib]

You can get the best raw herring sandwiches at the little stand outside the Rijksmuseum.

 

[Lenny Weinrib]

And the latest reviews of the Window Girls are at http://www.ignatzmice.com/Adam/framed.htm

 

[wrong hole]

or if it's culture you want...

...you can visit the Rijksmuseum...to stare at 'Nightwatch' or the Van Gogh Museum or Ann Frank's house...or go to the jazz clubs on the other side of 'Dam Square' where they have real Absinthe...but watch out.....'Blueberry' and Absinthe do not mix well

 

[Spode]

You have to go during the orange day festival.

If you thinks its crazy during the rest of the year wait until you go during the festival. Carnival and mardi gras take a back seat

BTW what's with all those crappy bikes.