Pick Up Lines

[jessica_dark]

Alright so last nite I had a new experience with a poor form of pick up. I had the fun of arguing with a random black guy via email then msn about how he knew me and was sad to hear that I was now doing this. He claimed he met me in a bar 2 years ago in Kitchener. I called his bluff on the 4th email saying "nice try, hope this works on the next girl, etc". Now he went ON with this trying to convince me I had kept in contact with him ever since.

Has this tactic EVER worked for anyone?? I think in a bar, in person, it could....but thru email it seems VERY weak.

Does anyone else have successful pick up lines they've used and gotten away with it?

 

[jessica_dark]

He lied to me for 2 hours saying I was wrong....doesn't really make him all that clever to me. Especially when I do not like going to clubs/bars. He then said he wanted to get to know me cuz I was so pretty etc...

I told him I don't keep liars as friends. To which he said "aww why you hurting my feelings?"

"I don't know you and you've lied to me. I really don't care about you OR your feelings".

Block

 

[calloway]

Depends on how desperate the other person is.

Here are some lines that Cutterbuck told me worked quite well for him over the past 4 decades.

• Did you fart? Because you blew me away
• Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
• I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
• Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
• I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access
• I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
• Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
• "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
• Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
• I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
• I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
• Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
• Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
• I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
• Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
• Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
• Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
• You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
• I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
• Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
• I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
• If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
• Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
• I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
• Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
• I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
• If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
• Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
• Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
• Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
• You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
• You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
• What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
• I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
• I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
• You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
• My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
• If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
• Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
• Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
• Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
• I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. (this is my personal favourite... I'm going to try it out tonight)
• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
• The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
• I wanna bag you like some groceries.

 

[calloway]

He lied to me for 2 hours saying I was wrong

Shouldn't that tell you this guy is an idiot?

Even if he was right... is this the kind of guy you want to meet?

 

[jessica_dark]

lol I told him off quite...hmmm....racistly? I think he got the point. I'm not racist by nature, but he was pushing too many buttons so that shut him up quick. After all that effort spent trying to tell him he was wrong I just wanted to end it.

And yes I told him I wouldn't even see him as a client after that treatment.

 

[amber-jade]

may i look into you eyes for a minute?
i just wanted to see if you are as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside..



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[calloway]

lol I told him off quite...hmmm....racistly?

Am I just stupid? (don't answer that question) How could you tell whether he was black by simply using MSN? Just because he said so?

He could be a second generation Canadian midget of German heritage...

 

[alphanig]

baby your feet must be tired coz you've been running through my mind all day DAMN!

(from Fresh Prince of Bel Air)

 

[calloway]

• “Great legs, what time do they open?”
• “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
• “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
• “Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
• “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
• “Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
• “Do you come here often?”

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/35_dating_list.html

 

[calloway]

Lines To Pick Up Redneck Chicks

• The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue
• Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!
• Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
• You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?
• I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.
• I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD
• Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.
• Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?
• God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!
• You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway
• Get in the truck, sis!

 

[Twinklegirl]

There was a woman who cleaned the tables in the university cafeteria named Mercedes. One day, she was cleaning the table I was sitting at, when a guy I knew (last name was Ferrari) bumped into her while walking to his table. I said to him "That was the first time I saw a Ferrari bump a Mercedes". I ended up dating him for years. lol

 

[Pleezerwell]

“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”

Sorry, but that's classic!

PW

 

[Pleezerwell]

Lines To Pick Up Redneck Chicks

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!

Even better!

 

[Cinema Face]

Never use a pickup line like the ones in Calloway’s list.

The only exception would be as a joke.

If you approached a woman and said, “My friend just bought me this book of the worst pickup lines as a gag gift. We were having a debate about which ones were the absolute worst. What do you think?” Then rapid fire a bunch from that list off and get her laughing. That would probably work.

 

[jessica_dark]

OMG guys these are great!
Calloway I knew he was black by the typing of words (later= lata) and his msn pic. And he kept callin me shawty.....soooo stupid.

 

[calloway]

Maybe he was a drunk white guy... pissed and used Michael Jackson's pic?

 

[TRFGTYH]

and used Michael Jackson's pic?

So, what made you think he was black again?

 

[Davy.Biggie]

EBONICS.
Gotta love it.
ANd then there was Kwanza, the "No cracker holiday"
LMAO

 

[calloway]

That's such a sweet story, I think I'm gonna cry

Until he traded her in for an import...

 

[thaiboy]

baby your feet must be tired coz you've been running through my mind all day DAMN!

(from Fresh Prince of Bel Air)

I'm sure that line was around way before Mr. Smith used it!