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PHNINE

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So it has finally been a year, and I must say it flew by. After over 4000 posts I have finally gained a little bit of board credit, not to mention a few reviews here and there. I will be celebrating this monumental event like any other provider would. I will be offering a promotion as follows:

30 min - $10 DFK, holding hands...YMMV

45 min - $20 DFK, holding hands, cuddling...YMMV

60 min - $35 DFK, holding hands, cuddling, BBBJ (DATY for the females)...YMMV

If you bring me flowers I will be providing a free lap dance with every 60 min session. If you happen to bring me flowers and chocolate then I will add in a massage with every 60 min session. This promotion will only be offered for the month of August. Only serious inquiries only. Thanks for making my rookie year so memorable. BTW, I am finally going to admit it...I am a post whore and a slut. Good day everyone.


LOL Let the flaming begin...:D
 
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LancsLad

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Until I see some reviews from regulars I'm going to give this provider a pass. That Smerf guy gives glowing reports but I strongly suspect they are just shilling exercises.;)
 
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PHNINE

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Males, females, are all welcome.

And I said I was admitting it now, I found out I was a post count whore oh let's say around my 100th post.

BTW, my incall location is in a parking lot of a Loblaw's. I will also be providing outcalls with at least 24 hours notice. Overnights and weekend sessions can be discussed.
 
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hambone

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PHNINE said:
Males, females, are all welcome.

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Next week is my pet orangutan's third b'day and I wanted to get her a special treat.

Smerf says you are special so I will book a one hour session next Tuesday at 6:00 PM if you are available.
 
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PHNINE

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My rates are posted in this thread.

As for the appointment with the monkey, I'll have to charge a little more, and he better have good hygeine.

BTW, One harmless promotional thread in 365 days won't hurt....free session for Fred?
 
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Neverenuff$

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PHNINE said:
So it has finally been a year, and I must say it flew by. After over 4000 posts I have finally gained a little bit of board credit, not to mention a few reviews here and there. I will be celebrating this monumental event like any other provider would. I will be offering a promotion as follows:

30 min - $10 DFK, holding hands...YMMV

45 min - $20 DFK, holding hands, cuddling...YMMV

60 min - $35 DFK, holding hands, cuddling, BBBJ (DATY for the females)...YMMV

If you bring me flowers I will be providing a free lap dance with every 60 min session. If you happen to bring me flowers and chocolate then I will add in a massage with every 60 min session. This promotion will only be offered for the month of August. Only serious inquiries only. Thanks for making my rookie year so memorable. BTW, I am finally going to admit it...I am a post whore and a slut. Good day everyone.


LOL Let the flaming begin...:D
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Website, major intersection ?
 
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frankcastle

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Glad to have you around for the last year.

So are we going to get an explanation of your handle? Don't make us wait another year.

BTW if someone can PM me as to what I can expect with a $60 session that'd be great. I'd be willing to trade info. :D

You are a lucky man. I'm still waiting for a MPA or SP to do a review of me.

But at least you're not like me. I've had a poll betting on how soon I'll make an ass of myself....... didn't take long (thanks Donny D).
 
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fun-guy

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PHNINE said:
30 min - $10 DFK, holding hands...YMMV

45 min - $20 DFK, holding hands, cuddling...YMMV

60 min - $35 DFK, holding hands, cuddling, BBBJ (DATY for the females)...YMMV
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Way over priced IMO. Heard there are much better deals out there. What are your measurements??? How long is your tongue? Do you have big hands? How big are your feet? You know what they say about a guy with big hands........ :eek:

btw, the BBBJ in your 60 min rate, are you the doer or the doee, since you give DATY for the ladies, not sure about the BJ.

Ok, I think I'm gonna be sick now, my homophobic condition is flaring up again, got to see my woman right now for treatment. lol

Man, over 4000 posts in one year, wow, you really have a bad case of Terbitis, I think Strongbeau is the only one I know who has it worst. lol

Congrats, I think.
 
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PHNINE

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fun-guy said:
Man, over 4000 posts in one year, wow, you really have a bad case of Terbitis, I think Strongbeau is the only one I know who has it worst.
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And TERBitis is a bad thing? :rolleyes:

BTW, I won't answer explicit questions...just book and find out...
 
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