Phil Mickelson Golf Joke......

[Pargolfer]

Question...What is the difference between Phil Mickelson and his wife Aimee????

Answer..Aimee is the one with the sincere smile and the fake tits....LOL...

 

[maurice93]

Very nice. I hate Mickelson with a passion... biggest fraud in sports.

 

[Asterix]

Very nice. I hate Mickelson with a passion... biggest fraud in sports.

Whatever you may think of his personality, the man has won two majors. Don't really understand why you would think he qualifies as the "biggest fraud in sports".

 

[maurice93]

Just his personality is a fraud. The "smirk" is fake. Couldn't give a shit about anybody else on tour, and it has been documented ... do a google search on "Gow" and "Mickelson"

Obivously he has ability... and its three majors unfortunately, not two.

Two Masters
One PGA

He has won the last two majors.

 

[champ]

I love the nickname that the other Tour players have given him.

FIGJAM.

It stands for:

Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me.

I love it!

I work with a guy and and we call him that.

 

[Pargolfer]

Figjam...

Gotta love that.....Can't wait to use it....I know exactly who as well...


FIGJAM.

It stands for:

Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me.

 

[Kenwoody]

You gotta read it

I agree totally, Michelson is a panty waste. I think the character Davis Simms (Don Johnson) in Tin Cup is modeled after him. He probably hates old people, kids and kicks dogs too. Get a bra.

 

[hak]

Him and Sergio are the most overrated golfers on tour. 3 majors in how many tournaments?

In probably a little over 50.

3 majors in the last 9 though. 3 majors over a career makes a hall of fame career.

What other tour player has more then 3?

Tiger... and that's it.

Els has three (2 US + 1 Brit, none since 02)
Singh has three ( 1 Green + 2 PGA, none since 04)

I don't think anybody else in the top 100 players in the world right now has three.

 

[Pargolfer]

Get back to the joke...

I think it is perfect way to describe Phil....LOL