Perfect woman, perfect attitude.....

toughb

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1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one.
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too!
14. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
16. No, no....I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and go buy new clubs.
19. I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys....it's a great stress reliever.
20. Oh come on....what do you say we get a good porno move, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome?
21. Oh come on! Not the damned mall again. Let's go to that new strip club!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8?
23. You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you!
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LKD

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lol... i hope all the ladies are taking note :D

I'd love my girl to bring her girlfriends over for an orgy
 
Not QUITE perfect by these standards, but close....

This pretty much sums up my SO...

1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. (But I have a very high pineapple intake!)
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler. (watch a porno, etc.)
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so WE can check out women's asses.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish I didn't work Saturday's so that could play on Saturday, too! (We have kids)
14. Honey, our new neighbor's wife is sunbathing again. Come see! (she's 26)
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you like to try again?
16. No, no....I'll take my car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is WAY better than mine.
19. I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year. You go to the strippers.... but I'M COMING WITH YOU!
20. Oh come on....what do you say we get a good porno move, a bottle of RUM, a few joints, and have my friend ****** over for a threesome?
21. Oh come on! Not the damned mall again. Let's go to that new strip club!
24. God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! While I'm at it... why don't you suck on my pussy!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you!

:D

Can you beat that ang? (just wonderin...)
 

ang

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OK CG

1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. (moans and groans while doing it, sometimes she says, there wasn't much there!)
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? (would youn like another beer or do you want a ceaser)
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!(she trims my chest and balls, she wouldn' trust me with a razor near her)
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler. (Let's do a video tonight)
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so WE can check out women's asses. (don't need to look at any other, when I'm with her)
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish I didn't work Saturday's so that could play on Saturday, too! (we go golfing all the time)
14. Honey, our new neighbor's wife is sunbathing again. Come see! (we live in the country)
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you like to try again?(hhhmmm)
16. No, no....I'll take my car to have the oil changed. (yes, resistant though)
17. Your mother is WAY better than mine.(not gonna happen)
19. I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year. You go to the strippers.... but I'M COMING WITH YOU! (got me beat there CG)
20. Oh come on....what do you say we get a good porno move, a bottle of RUM, a few joints, and have my friend ****** over for a threesome?
21. Oh come on! Not the damned mall again. Let's go to that new strip club!
24. God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! While I'm at it... why don't you suck on my pussy! (Montreal road trip)
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you! (already can, very flexable)

there you go CG
 

a 1 player

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Perfect woman? pfffttt.

A woman like that would bore the hell out of me after the novelty wore off. Sounds to me like a guy with tits.

(sorry Cycleguy, just my opinion)
 

RonaldMcFondled

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so with all this perfect woman talk how about some pics of what the perfect woman would actually look like?
 
a 1 player said:
Perfect woman? pfffttt.

A woman like that would bore the hell out of me after the novelty wore off. Sounds to me like a guy with tits.

(sorry Cycleguy, just my opinion)
Sorry player... no novelty??? The thing about her is she keeps coming up w/ things that blow my farking mind! I'll tell you about it someday...:)
 
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a 1 player

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Cycleguy007 said:
Sorry player... no novelty... the thing about her is she keeps coming up w/ things that blow my farking mind! I'll tell you about it someday...
Ah, there is the difference my friend. She keeps coming up with new stuff. The list above makes a woman sound like a man servant, something which I have no interest in. Treating me well, for sure, doing everything just to make me happy, I'll have none of that.

So long as my partner has her own life, her own friends, her own hobbies, and a good life of her own, I am cool with the other stuff. If the woman is codependent on my happiness for her own, forget about it. I hope that makes more sense.

My FWB is wonderful at coming up with exciting new ideas, perhaps I just misunderstood and we are on the same page.:confused:
 

ang

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hhmm

RonaldMcFondled said:
so with all this perfect woman talk how about some pics of what the perfect woman would actually look like?
There are pics on here, you just have to look closely:)
 
a 1 player said:
Ah, there is the difference my friend. She keeps coming up with new stuff. The list above makes a woman sound like a man servant, something which I have no interest in. Treating me well, for sure, doing everything just to make me happy, I'll have none of that.
Totally agree with you there player!

a 1 player said:
So long as my partner has her own life, her own friends, her own hobbies, and a good life of her own, I am cool with the other stuff. If the woman is codependent on my happiness for her own, forget about it. I hope that makes more sense.
Yes... she does. We are fully capable as a couple or as individuals... Although there are times that we will do the other a "favour" as well, but I would classify that as codependent.

a 1 player said:
My FWB is wonderful at coming up with exciting new ideas, perhaps I just misunderstood and we are on the same page.
Perhaps...:)
 
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